Robert Shapiro QUITS Lindsay Lohan

Today is Lindsay Lohan Jail Watch 2010. As the minutes of Lindsay’s freedom tick away, her replacement lawyer Robert Shapiro quit.

Now, Shapiro was one of the defending attorney team for Guilty as Hell O.J. Simpson. So this man who stood in court and defended a man who nearly decapitated his ex-wife can’t tolerate Lindsay Lohan????

Via TMZ:

“We do not know why Shapiro has left the case. He said publicly he would represent Lindsay only if she agreed to jail and followed his instructions.

Interestingly, Shawn Chapman Holley never signed the substitution of attorney form last Friday to get out of the case. So Shawn may be on the hook.”

Poor Shawn. I bet she is cursing Shapiro and hoping a diseased yak spits in his coffee. Lohan also took to Twitter to announce:

“the only “bookings” that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be “booking” into Jail… eeeks”

Ho was arrested in Santa Monica for drunk driving and cocaine possession in 2007 so either she is going to play the amnesia card today or the coke has finally rotted the memory lobe of her brain.

Mel Gibson Wants Ex-Wife, Robyn, Back

After Oksana Grigorieva released a photoshopped picture of herself with two broken veneers (click HERE to see that) and a plethora of tapes featuring Mel Gibson screaming about blow jobs, arson and death threats (click HERE for those) , Mel is reportedly wanting to reunite with ex-wife Robyn.

Last week, Robyn submitted an affidavit that Gibson never hit or threatened her at any time during relationship. Mel was touched by her attempt to help and is now making efforts at winning her back.

Via PopEater:

“Mel didn’t ask Robyn for the affidavit and wept when he found out about she had done for him. He just wants his life to return to normal. Before he ever met that woman,” an insider tells me. “He knows his Hollywood career is over. Now he just wants to return to Australia with his ex wife and children. Buy a ranch in the outback and live the rest of his life out of the spotlight.”

Mel has NOT left America…yet. He has sold his New York mansion at a several million dollar loss. Mel also has his Malibu home on the market and hopes to sell it just as quickly. Reps for Gibson are pooing on the story that he is about to flee back to Australia and insist “he is focusing on work.”

Bwhahaha! What work?

Jennifer Aniston Topless in Lolavie Ads – PHOTOS

Jennifer Aniston cranked out a new perfume called Lolavie. It’s a play on words that means “laughing at life.” (All together,…3…2…1…eye roll.)

This perfume will be available on Wednesday only at Harrods. Aniston will be signing bottles at Harrods’ Georgian restaurant. She also insists that she dabbled with every bit of the fragrance and didn’t just have some mad scientist with a penchant for vanilla scents crank out some poo-foo juice and throw her face on it.

Via Daily Mail:

‘It wasn’t just about showing up for a shoot and putting my name on the bottle,’ she says. ‘I felt like a little chemist. It’s turned out to be an extension of myself as opposed to slapping my name on something. I am not a big perfume-y fragrance fan,’ she explains. ‘I want people to go “what is that?” You smell great!” But most of all, I wanted it to smell natural.’

So what does it smell like? My guess would be the same smell you encounter when you walk into Sally Beauty supply, but she insists it’s “sexy and clean…floral but not too flowery.’ Not sure why she is topless for the ads, but you can click HERE to see the latest on celebrities using nudity to sell magazines.

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Tiger Woods Swears During British – VIDEO

Tiger Woods joined Mel Gibson’s Club of Men Who Swear When They Aren’t Getting a BJ during the British Open yesterday. At the 13th hole Tiger missed a relatively easy putt and yelled an obscenity that starts with the letter f.

Tiger has won the British Open twice and is now going on his 7 loss losing streak.

Nude Celebrity Cover Controversy – PHOTOS

Celebs are stripping down left and right to pose nude for magazine covers. The age old adage “When everything else fails, take your top off,” has come into play for throngs of celebs.

Instead of eating bugs and going without a shower on shows like “I Famewhore, Give Me Relevancy!” aka “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” most of Hollywood has taken to nudity. It was once considered vulgar and a career low reserved for D-listers grasping for press. Now, everyone from Jennifer Aniston to John Lennon has posed nude for a magazine cover. Even spreads for Playboy are common in the celebrity world. Recently Crista Flanagan added her name to list of stars gone nude. (View Crista Flanagan’s Playboy spread pics by clicking HERE.)

So is it still taboo or is it tired?

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Christina Aguilera’s Bionic Album Failure

Christina Aguilera pumped out another album that is desperately trying to push the envelope. However, her recipe for success (beige nude spray paint, red lipstick, a strap on and a bevy of latex adorned back up dancers) is no longer working. Sales for “Bionic” are dismal and barely hit 200,000 after 5 weeks on the charts.

Now that Lady Gaga and Rihanna are on the scene and bringing a new “avant-garde” shock value to the industry, her old tricks are tired. Despite donning her busted bondage gear and making out with other women for her video for ho anthem “Not Myself Tonight,” her record label (RCA) is reportedly in “rescue mode.”

Via Page Six:

“In the four-year lag since her last album, “Back to Basics,” Aguilera has had a child, Max. Now, a source said, she “wants to compete with her peers, but there is a disconnect because, over the years, she’s been a mother and a wife, not a rocker.”

Plus, said insiders, Aguilera has not been willing to adapt. “The label has done its part, but she’s headstrong. There have been candid conversations between her and the label about connectivity, but it doesn’t seem that she’s been open to that dialogue.”

Reps are all giggling nervously and looking shifty-eyed while they deny any trouble with sales despite the canceled tour (click HERE to read about the axed Bionic tour due to poor ticket sales) and the low album sales.

“An RCA rep denies any panic, saying Aguilera ‘is a pillar of the RCA Music Group and is an undeniable talent with one of the greatest voices of our time. She continues to push herself as an artist, and we are behind her efforts 100 percent.’

Her manager, Irving Azoff, added, “I am the one who deals with the label, and this couldn’t be further from the truth.”

Personally, I think it has nothing to do with Christina entering motherhood. A woman can have a child and not lose herself as a person. No, it’s not the baby factor. It’s the one trick pony factor.

Paris Hilton Arrested For Marijuana Again

This is the second time this month that Paris Hilton has been hauled in by police on suspected drug possession – And yet again she got off. Paris was allegedly taken in by the police when she flew in to France with marijuana in her handbag after landing on a private jet at Figari Paris when a drug-sniffing dog alerted them.

Per MomsWorld:

Police told the local newspaper Corse Matin: “Ms Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari. She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gram, was found in her handbag. Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned to not travel with drugs then released within an hour with no criminal charges. The drug was confiscated and destroyed.”

However, good old Paris isn’t about to let a drug bust ruin her vacation with her sister Nicky and a group of friends aboard a super yacht belonging to a Las Vegas millionaire businessman. But she did take a moment on Saturday afternoon, once again taking to her Twitter to ‘clear the air,’ claiming the reports of her being toked up was untrue.

“Just to put an end to these rumors, the stories saying I have been arrested are completely false! I am having the best vacation of my life! What an amazing summer! I feel so blessed and grateful for everything. I Love Life!!”

The incident is Paris’ second brush with the law this month in connection with drugs. She was briefly detained by South African police during the World Cup when a friend tried to smuggle a joint into the Brazil-Netherlands quarter final match in Port Elizabeth (read about that here.) Paris, seriously – don’t do pot. It is bad.

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Wesley Snipes Loses Appeal, Heading To Jail

Another day, another celeb heading to jail. Wesley Snipes has failed in his attempt to get his jail sentence for tax evasion overturned. In February 2008, a court in Ocala, Fla., sentenced him to three years in jail for willfully failing to file tax returns for 1999 to 2004. During that time he earned more than $38 million appearing in several movies but was was accused of squirreling away from Uncle Sam nearly $14 million in unpaid taxes using various shell corporations and secret offshore accounts. The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals in Atlanta ruled that U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges did not err when he handed the Snipes the maximum term after a jury found him guilty.

Per The Sun:

His lawyers argued that he should get probation instead for failing to file tax returns. But appeal judges in Atlanta have now ruled the original court acted “well within its discretion”. Yesterday, Snipes’ lawyer Daniel Meachum said: “Obviously we are extremely disappointed.”

Snipes had hoped to either have the sentence overturned altogether and his conviction dismissed or win a new trial on the grounds of a technicality – that he should have been allowed a hearing to decide whether his trial could be held in New York instead of Florida. He was also pinning its appeal on the fact that his former financial adviser, Kenneth Starr, was arrested and charged in May with securities fraud totaling $59 million. Snipes’ lawyers claimed that prosecutors knew that the money man was under federal investigation at the time he testified against Snipes, and therefore that testimony should have been considered tainted. There’s no indication when Snipes will report to serve his sentence, but a district judge will now set a date for Snipes to hand himself over.

See Wes, you should of just filed the tax returns and paid the taxes. You do the crime you pay the time. It’s good to see that a court isn’t going to let him off the hook just because he’s famous.

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Naomi Campbell And Kate Moss Refuses To Be Photographed With Lady Gaga

It’s a common known fact that the majority of models out there are some of the world’s snootiest people, but who would have thought they would snub their noses to this? The Daily Mail reports that Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss were all set to shoot a spread for “i-D” magazine’s September issue, but were none to pleased to discover that Lady Gaga had also been added to the shooting schedule at the last minute, snubbing the idea dramatically enough that it seemed to have impacted the editor to make some changes.

“Naomi and Kate refused to play second fiddle to Gaga and insisted on having their own retouching done, so they were all shot separately. The issue now has a special pullout so there are technically three covers from three separate shoots.”

Do I detect a hint of jealousy there? I guess they both realized that if Lady Gaga will be with them, their existence will come in danger. It will be interesting to see which cover sells the most issues to see who gets the last laugh.

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Carrie Underwood’s Healthy Hair Trick

“To keep hair bouncy like Carrie Underwood’s switch to a lightweight conditioner and apply it just to the ends of hair.”

-Celebrity hairstylist Nathaniel Hawkins

Click HERE to see Carrie Underwood’s Wedding Photos!

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