Just before the LA court system dipped Lindsay Lohan in RID and through her into jail, she did an interview with Vanity Fair. Basically it is denial tossed in I DON’T HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM and when you open the mag it smells of vodka and desperation.

I will save you the money you were going to shill for this and go over the highlights (emphasis on the HIGH)…

Her reasoning and “proof” she isn’t boozehound: ““If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I’m taking and my father says I’m taking—so that says something, because I was fine.”

On why her coke guzzling is Michael Lohan and his mesh shirt’s fault: “I think everyone has their own addictions and hopefully learns how to get past them. I think my biggest focus for myself is learning how to continue to get through the trauma that my father has caused in my life.”

Regarding her serious actress-ing: “I don’t care what anyone says. I know that I’m a damn good actress. … And I know that in my past I was young and irresponsible—but that’s what growing up is. You learn from your mistakes.”

Her confusion on what the word “dabbling” means and the fact she snorted anything that was put in front of her: “I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have—never in my life. I have no desire to. That’s not who I am. I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done—to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, O.K., ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.” (Editor’s note: “Dabbling” does not mean snorting enough coke to blanket the state of California.)

On why her only friend is a bottle of Jack: ““So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons. A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party.”

Her pinky swear to be a sober and law abiding citizen who doesn’t go clubbing on a daily basis: “I want my career back. I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It’s not fun anyway.”

On that note, Lindsay was pulled over for running a stone sign on her way to Chateau Marmont this weekend.

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