National Enquirer is weaving tale of a psychotic Angelina Jolie. They are basing 90% of their claims on Andrew Morton’s tell-all book. (Click HERE to see the Angelina Jolie Bondage/nude photos that are in the book.)

The first point the rag hits is Angie’s mom… (It’s always a low blow to pick on someone’s mom. Unless it’s that walking sack of Applebee’s Mudslide, Dina Lohan.)

“The book also portrays Jolie’s beloved mother Marcheline Bertrand, who died of ovarian cancer in 2007, as being manipulative and unstable, and rekindled Angelina’s lifelong fear of abandonment, said the insider.”

Reports that Angie is/was certifiably insane and hired someone to kill her followed the attack on her mother.

“Angelina was once so suicidal that she hired a hit man to kill her because she was too afraid to do it herself. But the would-be killer talked her out of it.”

Finally, they end with Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie’s cutting habit.

“Angelina’s first stay in a mental ward was in 2000, when she committed herself to the Neuropsychiatric Institute at UCLA Medical Center for three days shortly before marrying Oscar winner Billy Bob Thornton. Sources at the time said the then- 24-year-old actress – who regularly cut herself in her teens and 20s – was afraid that she might kill herself if she wasn’t treated.”

I am guessing Angie is hardly “upset” nor is Brad Pitt offended and clutching his pearls as he gasps with shock. Jolie has come with a buyer beware warning label since she licked on her brother and then humped Billy Bob.