Lady Gaga Nude in Vanity Fair, Talks Energy Stealing Vagina – PHOTOS

Whatever Lady Gaga is on…I want some. Our Lady Gaga can never be tame and talk about sitting around on bean bag eating Dortios and watching ‘Friends’ reruns. Her shock value fuels her, but how long with the avant-garde factor appeal? Who know, but she dishes to Vanity Fair about her secrets of success including a energy harboring vagina. (That is some weird She-Ra on steroids shiz.)

“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina. I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist.” Regarding men, she says, “I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song [“Bad Romance”] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone.”

Gaga also discussed her trouble with drugs include how she managed to get clean.

“I was completely mental and had just been through so much. I do not want my fans to ever emulate that or be that way. I don’t want my fans to think they have to be that way to be great. It’s in the past. It was a low point, and it led to disaster. All I will say is I hit rock bottom, and it was enough to send a person over the edge. My mother knew the truth about that day, and she screamed so loud on the other end of the phone, I’ll never forget it. And she said, ‘I’m coming to get you.’ I cried. I told her I thought my life was over and I have no hope and I’ve worked so hard, and I knew I was good. What would I do now? And she said, ‘I’m gonna let you cry for a few more hours. And then after those few hours are up, you’re gonna stop crying, you’re gonna pick yourself up, you’re gonna go back to New York, and you’re gonna kick some ass.’”

On that incident at the Yankees game in which she wore little more than a bra and fishnets whiling flipping everyone off…

“I guess I was my true New York 24-year-old Italian girl who grew up here and how dare you set me up? I want to go to things like ball games, but when I go to the ball game, they’re going to write the story that will sell papers. Look, I’m not an idiot—I recognize that I’m a public figure and I’m going to be recognized if I’m wearing a bikini or a potato sack. The trade-off is I get to see the Yankees, and what the Yankees mean to me in my soul as a young person from New York is more important to me than my reputation in terms of the tabloids. My real fans know who I truly am, and they know what I represent and what I mean, and my music and my performance is what really speaks.”

What all that has to do with flipping fans off…I dunno.

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Casey Affleck Sexual Harassment Continues: Hookers and Back Molesting Edition

Either the Joaquin Phoenix documentary is going to be a masterpiece or it is going to be a sad reminder that Joaquin teetering on the edge of cokewhore crazy. It might be cost Casey Affleck and Joaquin millions as sexual harassment cases are landing in court.

The first claim was filed by a former producer for “I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix” filed a 19 page complaint against Casey , who is married to Summer Phoenix since 2006, that stated he was “hostile and aggressive” when she refused to spend the night with him. (Click HERE for more details on the first Affleck sexual harassment case.)

A second sexual harassment lawsuit has landed in court. The cinematographer, Magdalena Gorka, has filed a $2.25 million lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court. She claims that Casey subjected her to “routine instances of sexual harassment” including “lewd comments and suggested engaging in sexual activities along with suggestions she have sex with the Camera Assistant.” Her allegations further state that Casey got a case of the drunks and crawled in bed with her wearing only man-panties and t-shirt (I am hoping it was neon green and mesh).

“In mid-December 2008, Plaintiff traveled with other crew members to New York to shoot scenes involving Phoenix. Affleck and Phoenix decided not to put the crew up in a hotel, and the crew instead stayed overnight at Phoenix and Affleck’s apartment.

During the middle of the night, Plaintiff awoke to find Affleck lying in the bed next to her. Unbeknownst to Plaintiff, Affleck had entered the bedroom while she was asleep and crawled into the bed. When she woke up, Affleck was curled up next to her in the bed wearing only his underwear and a t-shirt. He had his arm around her, was caressing her back, his face was within inches of hers and his breath reeked of alcohol.

Plaintiff was shocked and repulsed because she did not know where he had touched her while she was sleeping or how long he had been there before she woke up.

Plaintiff immediately jumped up and told Affleck to get out of her bed. Affleck responded by asking “why?” Plaintiff said “because you are married and because you are my boss.” Affleck, undeterred, asked if Plaintiff “was sure.” Plaintiff said she was sure and insisted that he leave the room. Affleck left and slammed the door in anger.”

She then quit the project and later returned after another producer insisted the harassment would stop. (Spoiler alert….It didn’t.)

“For several weeks, Plaintiff tried to obtain work on a new project with no success. In January 2009, Plaintiff was contacted by a producer for the Project, Amanda White (“White”). White told Plaintiff that Affleck had requested she return to the Project. Plaintiff was wary about working with Affleck after his behavior in New York, but Plaintiff believed that another woman on the Project would create a safer working environment and deter Affleck and the others from harassing her further.

After receiving assurances that White would be present during all filming, Plaintiff agreed to return to the production. Over the next few months, Plaintiff was subjected to numerous incidents of outrageous and offensive conduct. She was subjected to a near daily barrage of sexual comments, innuendo and unwelcome advances by crew members, within the presence and with the active encouragement of Affleck.”

It gets better as transvestite prostitutes joined this sexual harassment rodeo. While shooting Joaquin’s first rap performance in Vegas, the decided to get some hookers and shoot some scenes back their hotel. Being that she is only mildly gullible, she went to the hotel to film and discovered it was just a big party and cited that “that Affleck orchestrated the shoot in the hotel suite for his own twisted personal gratification.” Then, in Costa Rica, Gorka claims that Casey and Joaquin locked themselves in her hotel room and were “engaging in sexual activities” with two other women. After that trip she quit for a second time.

Perhaps Casey should join the ‘House’ film crew as they too enjoy sex in trailers and knife throwing according another lawsuit. (Click HERE to read about the ‘House’ harassment lawsuit.

James Van Der Beek Marries Pregnant Girlfriend

James Van Der Beek took to his Twitter account on Sunday to announce that he and model girlfriend Kimberly Brook had tied the knot.

Per Twitter:

The woman I love did me the honor of became my wife today… I look forward to earning her for the rest of my life.

The small ceremony was held at the Kabbalah Center in Tel Aviv and was officiated by Rabbi Yehuda Berg, who also married Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. The wedding was held in secret during the evening hours near Dizengoff Square. The newlyweds will honeymoon on a tour of holy sites around the country, visiting the graves of the righteous in Jerusalem and the Galilee, before coming home and gearing up for the baby girl they are expecting this fall. James didn’t enjoy bachelorhood for long – In March, he reached a divorce settlement with his former wife, Heather Ann McComb. The two were married for six years.

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Lindsay Lohan Freed From Jail

Break out the Grey Goose y’all!!! It’s time to PARTY!!!!!!!

That’s right kittens, people with no lives and too much time on their hands are breathing a sigh of relief this morning as, Lindsay Lohan was freed from jail last night.

Via People:

“She was released at 1:35 a.m.,” Los Angeles Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said outside the jail. “She has been sent directly to her next destination, which is a treatment center. And she will now be under the supervision of the L.A. County probation department. This concludes her custody.”

Lohan was serving a 90-day sentence for probation violation but was released early due to good behavior and overcrowding in the facility.

Lohan was ordered to report directly to a rehabilitation facility following her stay, but the judge changed the location at the last minute over the weekend.

“There was concern that [Morningside Recovery] was not a secure enough facility,” District Attorney spokeswoman Jane Robison told PEOPLE. Robison added that Judge Marsha Revel was concerned that drugs could be easily passed onto the actress, and therefore approved of an undisclosed L.A.-area rehab center. The facility is at UCLA Medical Center. “

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Alicia Keys and Rapper Swizz Beatz Wedding PHOTOS

It was a romantic weekend for many including R&B singer Alicia Keys who married her soon-to-be-baby-daddy, rapper Swizz Beatz.

The couple wed in a low key ceremony on the island of Sardinia in the Mediterranean Sea. Family and close friends were in attendance to see the pregnant Keys come down the aisle in a custom made Vera Wang gown.

Via People:

“It’s the first marriage for Keys, 29, and the couple’s first child together. While the newlyweds don’t know the gender of their baby, Beatz (real name: Kasseem Dean, 31) says the addition of a child will be nothing short of magical.”

Keys and Beatzz’s relationship has come under scrutiny as Beatzz’s ex-wife has claimed that he started the relationship with Keys and that she became pregnant while the two were still married.

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