Paris Hilton has been arrested in Vegas for possession of cocaine. Apparently she was strolling with some friends when the decided it would be super fun to roll around Vegas like Cheech and Chong. Police pulled over a car hauling Hilton around on Friday night after noticing a “smoke trail.” As her friend rolled down the window to ask “what *cough* seems to be the *giggles* problem *giggle/cough* officer?” the officer smelled the weed emanating from the car.
“The 29-year-old Hilton was in a car driven by a friend when it was stopped about 11:30 p.m. MDT Friday after officers detected what they suspected to be marijuana smoke wafting from it, he told The Associated Press. “Officers noticed a vehicle leaving smoke trail of a controlled substance (and) made a stop based on that,” Martin said. During the stop, officers found what appeared to be a drug on Hilton and later tests showed that it was cocaine, Martin said. He didn’t know how much was found.”
Paris handed over a stack of cash and was out of the clink before dawn. She may be a window lick away from being legally retarded but nothing keeps this ho down. This follows a debacle in which a crazed motherfella who was packing two knives tried to break into her home. (Click HERE to read about the Paris Hilton murder attempt…)
UPDATE: Paris Hilton is using the ol’ “it wasn’t mine” defense. She has hired David Chesnoff to defend her charges of being a cokewhore. In case you are keeping score, this is the 137th time she has used the “it’s not my (insert drug, animal, mineral, Valtrex prescription here)” defense.
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