2010 August

Some crazy and heavy shiz went down with Timbaland yesterday. TMZ reports that the rapper was thought to be suicidal after having a conversation with his brother in law yesterday and seemed “deeply upset.” After a theft at his home in Malibu seemed to push him over the edge, his family became worried and tried to find him. He was out driving around when his family tapped the police to help them search.

“We’re told the helicopter located the Escalade, ground crews pulled Timbaland over and began talking to him. At some point they put Timbaland in a patrol car and took him to his residence, where they continued speaking with him and family members.

Deputies called for paramedics to come and evaluate Timbaland. After the evaluation, paramedics determined Timbaland was not a threat to himself and left.”

Odd…

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Elin Nordegren First Interview After Tiger Woods Divorce

August 25, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Elin Nordegren is giving good face on the cover of People. She has her hand on her face with a smile that says ”Yes, I heartbroken but my inner strength and huge payday is getting me through it.”

Elin discussed her divorce to the highest rolling trick of 2010, Tiger Woods. A rep clearly helped her craft answers that are PC and won’t stop the flow of cash from Tiger’s bank account.

Via Daily Mail:

“I’ve been through hell. It’s hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden — was it a lie? You’re struggling because it wasn’t real. But I survived. It was hard, but it didn’t kill me. I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children.”

Pre-Rep Polished: “My husband is a straight up slut and I wanted to play house. It’s alright though. I have got scratch to buy myself a Barbie Dream House and a staff to do everything from polish my toe nails to check the temperature of a room before I enter it.”

“I felt stupid as more things were revealed. How could I not have known anything? The word ‘betrayal’ isn’t strong enough. I felt embarrassed for having been so deceived. I felt betrayed by many people around me. I never suspected, not a one. For the last three years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school. Initially, I thought we had a chance, and we tried really hard.”

Pre-Rep Polished: “His dumbass literally f**ked himself out of our marriage. After the STD danger zone that has become Tiger Woods’ penis, you couldn’t Tilex that shiz enough for me to ride that carnival of herpes.”

“My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal.”

Pre-Rep Polished: “I am going to swim in pools of cash and wipe my tears with $100 bills while the kids ride flying ponies and eat gold!”

“I know he is going to go down as the best golfer that ever lived, and rightfully so. I feel privileged to have witnessed a part of his golfing career.”

Pre-Rep Polished: “I know he is going to god down on every waitress in the tri-state area so I feel privileged to have hit that before his peen falls off from rabies.”

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Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears Double Wedding

August 25, 2010 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Bust out your nacho cheese fountain and Target wedding registry, Britney Spears wants a double wedding.

OK! (their exclamation point, not mine) is weaving a tale about Britney trying to convince Jamie Lynn to marry her Junior Douche/baby daddy, Casey Aldridge. Why? So they can have a double wedding and Brit-Brit can marry Jason Trawick.

“The famous sisters have hatched a plan to hold the wedding of the century! Finally settled and happy (with boyfriends Jason Trawick and Casey Aldridge respectively) Britney and Jamie Lynn recently discussed the potential details for an unforgettable double wedding! OK! has the details on what the dream guest list might be, why the girls are ready now and what the ceremony could look like!”

In the land of good ideas this is swimming right next to Mischa Barton’s decision to quit “The O.C.” and Tiger Woods’ investment into a cell phone that makes texting easier.

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Hayden Panettiere Oompa Loompa Party – Photos

August 25, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Hayden Panettiere will no longer have to fear getting tossed out of bars by her weave and put in the naughty corner for under age drinkery. The “Scream 4” ho turned 21 and celebrated with her cast members in Michigan. How very Marshall Mathers of them.

David Arquette planned her 21st birthday party complete with hired entertainers and Oompa Loompas. I am guessing this made her feel more at home.

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How To: Drew Barrymore’s Hair at ‘Going the Distance’ Red Carpet

August 25, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Drew Barrymore looked effortless and glam while walking the red carpet premiere for “Going the Distance.’

HOW TO: Shampoo and condition your hair using your favorite products. Apply a smoothing or volumizing serum prior to your blow dry. For fine limp hair use a volumizer. For frizzy or naturally coarse hair use a smoother. Blow dry in sections lifting at the root.

Mist the ends lightly with a thermal protecting spray and create curls throughout the ends with a larger barrel curling iron. Apply a light-hold spray to hold and scrunch through for hold and support.

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Britney Spears Bikini Vacation – PHOTOS

August 25, 2010 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

After finishing filming her episode of “Glee,” Britney Spears and her boyfriend Jason Trawick have headed to Hawaii. (Click HERE for photos of Britney Spears on Glee.) She let her budget weave flow in the wind and wore a yellow bikini, but remained a bit shy as she wrapped a towel around her hips.

Honey child, wrap that towel around your head if you are trying to hide some kind of shame.

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Taylor Lautner’s ‘Italian Vogue for Men’ Outtakes – PHOTOS

August 25, 2010 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Taylor Lautner looks absolutely delicious as he poses for a stunning ‘Italian For Men Vogue‘ photo shoot with photographer Michel Comte. The outtakes, now released on the internet, show Lautner striking some very grown up and masculine poses, in black and white and dripping wet.

Turns out Taylor is pretty flexible too… hmm, that’s interesting! Bellissimo!

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Brendan James ‘The Fall’ Video

August 25, 2010 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Despite the title of his new single “The Fall,” soulful singer-songwriter Brendan James is definitely on the rise. After releasing his acclaimed debut “The Day is Brave” in 2008, Brendan, a native of New Hampshire, signed with Universal/Decca Records. Now, he is ready to release his self-titled sophomore effort on September 7th. He says of the record: ” The album is self-titled because I feel like it’s my first recording that really showcases the different sides of me as a musician. It’s got everything from the mellow to the upbeat, to the somber to the unabashedly positive… I have a lot of different sides and I wanted to make sure my music reflected that.”

While the new album keeps the spotlight on Brendan’s emotionally resonant voice and expressive piano-playing (the legendary Carly Simon describes him as having “a voice that can change the world”), he and producer Warren Huart (Augustana, the Fray) added in musical textures like synths, strings, and even drum loops to keep things interesting. The romantic first single “The Fall” is an excellent showcase of all that Brendan has to offer. The music video was directed by friend and actor Justin Baldoni, and stars Melissa Ordway of The Last Song and Melrose Place, along with Greek’s Amber Stevens. Watch it here to experience Brendan for yourself, and listen for Brendan’s track “The Lucky One” in the trailer for new Sony film “How Do You Know,” starring Jack Nicholson, Owen Wilson, and Reese Witherspoon.

Brendan’s album is available for pre-order now on iTunes, but until then he is offering a free download of song “Stupid For Your Love” on his website, at BrendanJames.com/FreeDownload. Stay tuned to the site for all the latest updates!

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Angelina Jolie To Direct Film

August 25, 2010 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

St. Angelina can conquer all!

According to reports, Angelina Jolie is set to direct her first feature film. The film, which does not yet have a title, will also be produced and written by Jolie.

The movie will be a love-story set against the 1992-1996 Bosnian War. According to Jolie herself, the film is a “love story and not a political statement.”

Despite reports that Jolie will also star in the film, British movie makers GK Films, the company behind the movie, is denying that report.

Via US Weekly: