Lindsay Lohan Released from Rehab

Lindsay Lohan has been released from the UCLA Medical Facility she has resided in since August 2.

Lohan was ordered to 90-days in the rehabilitation facility following a 90-day jail term, she served less than 25 days of both.

Via Radar:

“The Mean Girls actress was spirited out a back door in to a waiting, chauffeur driven car. RadarOnline.com learned exclusively that Lindsay used her first moments of freedom to phone her mother Dina.”

My guess is the two were deciding which club to celebrate at until 2:00 AM.

Lohan apparently used several decoy cars to throw off photographers so she could exit the facility peacefully.

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Katy Perry: ‘Teenage Dream’ CD and 3 Posters GIVEAWAY

Katy Perry’s highly anticipated sophomore release, ‘Teenage Dream,’ is available today! Katy will be celebrating with her Live on Letterman event tonight at 8 ET/5PT where she will be live streaming a concert from the Ed Sullivan Theater in NYC. After watching the event online here, tune in to her appearance on the Late Show With David Letterman at 11:35/10:35C. She’ll also be rocking the outdoor stage at Rockefeller Plaza for TODAY’s Toyota Summer Concert Series on August 27th.

Grab your copy of ‘Teenage Dream’ today on iTunes or Amazon for the ultimate soundtrack to summer.

Ok Katy fans, here is your chance to score three free posters and a copy of ‘Teenage Dream’! Simply post your favorite Katy Perry song and why you love it in the comment section below. Contest ends Friday, September 3rd!

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Tamar Kaprelian: ‘Sinner or a Saint’ CD and Poster GIVEAWAY

Tamar Kaprelian is celebrating the release of her Interscope Records debut, Sinner or a Saint today! The 22-year-old singer/songwriter can’t wait to share these ten songs with the world. The ten songs on her debut are full of dashed hopes, fierce renewal, and proud vulnerability. The singer expects to bond with a younger audience, but has already been surprised at how her music clicks with listeners of a certain age, too—which maybe should be no surprise at all, given its lyrical depth and roots in rock classicism. By the end of the album, listeners both young and old are certain to feel the emotional connection.

Tamar will be talking to her fans this Saturday, August 28th through a live chat on myYearbook.com. Visit her page on the site for more information and the opportunity to submit questions through the “Ask Me” feature.

Pick up Sinner or a Saint on iTunes today and check out her Exclusive Hollywood Dame Interview here!

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Lindsay Lohan Could Be Released From Rehab Today

Despite receiving a 90-day rehab sentence handed down to her by Judge Marsha Revel, it seems quite possible that Lindsay Lohan could be leaving the UCLA Medical Center as early as today. Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, appeared in court yesterday to report that Lohan was misdiagnosed and wasn’t in the dire state that she was originally thought to be in. The new judge over case, Judge Elden Fox, is expected to issue an order sometime after 1:30pm PST, and it could be her ticket out, confirming recent rumors that she’ll be let out of rehab early.

Per TMZ:

Sources have told us they expect Lindsay’s release will probably come this week, to be followed by outpatient care. All signs point to Judge Fox executing this plan.

A big reason for that? They think treatment will be easier than expected as she’s hooked on Adderall to treat ADHD, which they say she really does not have, and that perhaps being improperly prescribed was her major problem, behavior-wise. If medical professionals’ opinions are that she should be released, the judge would have to really want to stick it to Lohan to override their recommendations.

What’s the point of judges sentencing people to a specific time behind bars or in rehab if another judge will just come along behind them and shake the etch a sketch and let the offender off? Only time will tell, but I predict that not very long after Lindsay is released, Dina will yet again be making excuses for her because I highly doubt she’s learned a lesson. She needs serious help. Instead she gets the powderpuff treatment.

Update:

Per TMZ:

As TMZ first reported, all signs are pointing to Lindsay Lohan being released from UCLA this week — and we’re hearing it will happen tomorrow. Judge Elden Fox has decided not to issue an order today, but rather he will make a decision tomorrow at 8:30 AM PT.

As we’ve told you, the doctors at UCLA think Judge Marsha Revel’s mandate that Lindsay spend 90 days in rehab is excessive, and they are recommending an early release.

Sources tell us going into last weekend, the plan was for a Wednesday release, and all signs now point to Judge Fox releasing Lindsay tomorrow morning and ordering outpatient care.

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Tiger Woods And Elin Nordegren’s Divorce Finalized

Tiger Woods woke up today a free man. Woods and his divorce from wife Elin Nordegren is now final and official. And that roaring applause you heard Monday was waitresses and porn stars across the world rejoicing that Woods is a single man again. Their divorce comes 9 months after his middle-of-the night car crash outside his home set off revelations that the world’s most famous athlete had been cheating on his wife, setting off a chain of events that included a visit to a sex-addiction clinic, a golf hiatus, and multiple mea culpas from Woods.

Per TMZ:

Elin’s lawyers released the following statement on behalf of the couple: “We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future.”

The statement continues, “While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”

Woods’ divorce from his now ex-wife Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren – her maiden name was restored by the divorce – happened so quickly that they were long gone by the time the media set up in front of the courthouse. Nordegren had filed the petition for the divorce and both waived a 20-day delay period in order to finalize the divorce immediately. Terms of the divorce were not disclosed and they will almost certainly remain a tightly guarded secret as Nordegren likely traded her silence for cash. They will share custody of their two children, with both filing documentation showing they had completed a four-hour parenting course.

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Paris Hilton Murder Attepmt!!! – PHOTO

Paris Hilton is a big ball of duh, but I don’t want to see her whacked. This morning, a man in his 40’s attempted to break into Paris’ L.A. home. He was packing “2 large knives” and trying to get into her house via a window. She Twittered a photo of the man as cops cuffed him.

“So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him.”

Hilton said he was banging around on windows and checked her security cameras while she called for police. Law enforcement arrived and arrested him and told Paris he was armed with the knives and dubbed her “lucky” as he never made it inside.

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Taylor Lautner Sues Because He Is Annoyed

Really? Taylor Lautner is suing an RV company after they failed to deliver a ridiculously tricked out trailer on time. Seriously.

“Lautner claims he made a deal with McMahon’s RV to purchase a personal trailer for around $300,000 … a trailer he could use while shooting his new movie , “Abduction.”

According to the suit, the deal was that the trailer would be tricked out and delivered by no later than June 21 … but it wasn’t. Lautner claims breach of contract and fraud and wants unspecified damages.”

Wow. Life must be so stressful what with his grueling workout schedule, loads of Twilight cash and entertaining random Disney starlets. Lautner also cited he was “suffering” and in deep “emotional distress” and “annoyance” over the delay in delivery of his Pretty, Pretty Prince Wagon. I totally understand going hard core on businesses that fail to deliver on their end of the deal, but “suffering deep emotional distress” over a late delivery?!

Someone get Tay-Tay his trailer featuring couches stuffed with unicorn hair and a hand painted mural of himself as a woodland sprite so he will stop pouting in the corner and suffering from temper tantrums that involving tossing bottles of Flintstones vitamins and Nair at his minions. He can’t sit in regular trailers! His rump is far to delicate to nestle on the couches of regular trailers!

Quoteables:

Dlisted:”Cut to Mischa Barton sitting on her trailer (aka a radio flyer wagon with a Go Girl and an empty Big Gulp cup in it) and saying, “Are you kidding me with this shit?”

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Miley Cyrus Binge Drinking, Pot Smoking, and Kissing Girls?!?

Apparently the thought of Miley Cyrus partaking in binge drinking, sex, drugs, and some girl-on-girl action is upsetting the two to three people who haven’t already seen her crotch like a dozen times.

Cyrus is currently filming a movie titled “LOL” with Demi Moore (who plays her mother) and “Twilight” star Ashley Greene (who plays her arch nemesis).

Via Hollywood Life:

“OK, so there’s no pole dancing in this coming-of-age story for the Generation Z crowd, but Miley DOES indulge in some pretty racy teenage behavior. As Lola – who is described as a ‘teenage Aphrodite, minus the confidence’ – the 17-year-old actress loses her virginity, talks about sex incessantly, smokes marijuana, kisses one of her two best female friends on the lips, gets wasted and accidentally shows her mom, Ann, (Demi Moore) her Brazilian wax. Exactly – Hannah Montana she is NOT.”

Really? Miley flashing crotch and kissing chicks is a typical Tuesday morning. Looks like some people need to remember that!

As for Greene’s character, apparently her nickname is “Post-It” since she sticks it to all the guys. This is a character I can get behind…well maybe not behind.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

Hopefully, they’re looking for a permanent residence: Popeater

Fantasia comes clean: Bumpshack

I love it when kids read something other than Teen Vogue: Gossip Teen

Sean Penn does his best Helena Bonham Carter: I Need My Fix

The woman who dared slice the pretty: I’m Not Obsessed

It looks like she is wearing a hotel curtain: Girls Talkin’ Smack

Vince + Winona?? Accidental Sexiness

It’s a good thing I have so many years before I have to accomplish these *cough*: College Candy

Being fair is unfair: Busy Bee

LOL! Miley’s a total lesbian: Celebrity Hot Sauce- NSFW

Martin Short loses his wife: Celebrity Smack

Look like Mrs. Comrie: The Fashion Spot

Miss Mexico Takes Miss Universe: Stupid Celebrities

…and if she can’t fulfill her duties: Right Celebrity

Martin Short’s Wife, Nancy Dolman, Dies at 58

In some sad new Martin Short’s wife, Nancy Dolman, has passed away.

Dolman was a youthful 58. A 911 call was placed on Saturday and the Los Angeles City Fire Department responded and went to the Martin and Nancy’s home in Pacific Palisades. They were only there for about 30 minutes before leaving and making no stops at any hospitals. No other details have been released yet.

PopEater points out that she was diagnosed with cancer in 2007 which may or may not be a cause of her death.

Our condolences.