Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby

Well, the questionable judgment continues. You would think at this point in her life, Lindsay Lohan would seriously contemplate salvaging what is left of her failing career and try putting back together the pieces that’s left of her life. But no, getting knocked up is what’s on her brain, at least according to InTouch Weekly.

The star has confided to a pal that she’s determined to stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant. According to the pal, Lindsay, 24, hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. She’s seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”

Dina Lohan isn’t good for much, but let’s hope she intervenes on this ridiculous scheme. This has got to be the worst idea I’ve ever heard. She’s not responsible enough to take care of a houseplant, let alone a child. Call child services now – prepare them early. But given the source, take it with a few dozen oceans’ worth of salt. I think I’ll wait until she’s sporting a baby bump to sound the alarm.

What others are saying:

Per WWTDD: So she’s an annoying pain in the ass who drives everyone away, and instead of changing, she’d rather invent someone without enough muscle tone to run. And then once they get it, we’ll have a whole new version of Lindsay. Fantastic. If the governor doesn’t kidnap Lindsay and fill her vagina with concrete, than he’s a disgrace to the Republican party.

Per Celebitchy: Lindsay is loose and looking to breed. And when she gets her baby and finds out how much actual work it is, she’ll try to return it. Or give it away. Or sell it. Or snort it.

Per Popbytes: Lindsay does realize that a baby can’t actually talk, right? And she can’t call it in the middle of the night from WeHo to come pick her up because she’s drunk and she can’t find her underwear again. Seriously babies, y’all need to pick up the slack around here. What are we supposed to do here, monitor ourselves? Yeah, right.

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