It’s that time of year again where famewhores and has-beens gather together wearing enough make-up that even Johnny Weir would think the words ‘common prostitute’ after dipping themselves in glitter glue to try and waltz their way into relevancy. It’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’ time!
[Bristol Palin Dancing with the Stars - VIDEO]
Mark Ballas is trying to pull the stick out of Bristol Palin’s asset and get her moving on the ‘Dancing with the Hasbeens Stars’ floor. Poor thing as stiff as David Hassellhoff’s drinks and as awkward as Florence Henderson flashing the camera.
Speaking of The Hoff…he gave American a case of the stifled giggles. It was like watching a grampy try tootsie roll to ‘Who Let the Dogs Out.’ You just felt bad because he was trying so hard to be…whatever the goal of that was.
[David Hasselhoff Dancing with the Stars – VIDEO
Jennifer Grey aka Baby, owned the opener. Everyone else should hang up their bedazzled thongs and put away the whoreface because she should be taking home the Big Glittery Ball or whatever they win. It was a bit sad as the song she danced to is from ‘Dirty Dancing’ and it instantly reminder of the late, great Patrick Swayze.
[Jennifer Grey Dancing with the Stars – VIDEO]
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Uhhhhhh, its PALIN, not PALLIN. Proof reading is a good idea!!
I really admire Jennifer Grey’s tribute to Patrick Swayze on DWTS. Last night was just special. They got to dance to a song that is so iconic and it triggered great memories.