James Franco’s Masturbation Admission TMI

I used to find James remotely hot in when he isn’t meandering around like some sort of junkie/serial killer who smells like aged cheddar. Now, he goes for that I-haven’t-bathed-because-I-am-too-lazy constantly.

During a press junket at Telluride Film Festival, James Franco over-shared on question regarding a scene in his new film “127 Hours.” In the film, based on actual events in which Aron Ralston was trapped under a boulder and was forced to cut off his own arm, a scene involving masturbation takes place. (Because nothing says self love moment like excruciating pain and being trapped under a giant rock.)

Via Hollywood Reporter:

“I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever.

[pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.”

Not that anyone is remotely interested in his masturbatorial habits, but Woody Allen insists that masturbation is sex with someone you love and who’s more in love with themselves than an actor? So, I believe him and I will make it a point to never shake his hand.

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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Bra While Clubbing with Ashley Greene – PHOTOS, VIDEO

Miley Cyrus went clubbing with her “LOL” costar, Ashley Greene in Paris over the long weekend. As she and Greene hit the scene, Miley was allegedly “tipsy” according to a few radio reports and witness-types. Other media outlets reported that she sucked on candy all night. (Booze. I am pretty sure that is how everyone celebrates Labor Day.)

Miley and Ashley are currently in Paris filming and decided to take a break over the weekend. She hit a few clubs despite being legally underage (18 in France, 21 in the U.S.) wearing a see through lacy top that showed off her bra. She danced with a lollipop in one hand at Hotspot VIP as DJ Ruckus kept the girls dancing well into the early hours of the morning. Onlookers told Us Weekly that the girls “were having a good time, but didn’t act too crazy.”

I haven’t found any online claims that Miley Cyrus was drinking to back up the rumor, just a few emails and a rumor on the radio. Judging by the photos, she doesn’t look she is doing cartwheels to her car and she wasn’t photographed with a drink in her hand so file it under spiked juice boxes or sober ho strollin’.

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Lindsay Lohan Child Hit and Run

This is what happens when you free Lindsay Lohan and let her run around with normal human beings…

Radar is claiming that Lohan hit a child in a stroller with her Maserati after exiting a parking garage. A lady pushing a stroller with a child in it was clipped by Lindsay as she made a right turn. Lohan paused before speeding away as the child cried but the woman kept pushing her. Two witnesses at the scene as it was Lindsay and a video shows a Maserati driving away in the background. A looming pap asked the lady if she was ok and she just shook her head.

“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” witness Brayan Jaime said. “Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going. I’m 100 per cent sure Lindsay was driving because I saw her with my own eyes. I asked the kid if she was okay and then asked the woman, but she was kind of shocked and didn’t really know what to say and you could tell she was scared.”

A second witness described the impact as “minimal.” Regardless, Jamie followed her car

“She was just driving like crazy once I started following her. She was trying to lose me, blowing stop signs and stuff,” Jaime said, who followed Lohan after being stunned at what he saw. Lindsay was scared because she knew I saw what she did.”

Radar then tried to contact her and the only response they received from the recently released Lindsay was: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

Eminem as The Riddler for Third Batman Movie !?!

There have been a thousand rumors when it comes to the casting of Christopher Nolan’s third Batman film. The subject of the rumors tends to be who the villain will be and what actor will nab the role. Most recently, Joseph Gordon-Levitt was rumored to be a top runner for the role of The Riddler. IMBD has gone as far as posting him on the cast list as Batman’s rival, Edward Nygma despite his reps statement that JGL hasn’t even been approached.

However, rumor has it that Nolan is also after Johnny Depp to portray the demented nemesis. Another farfetched casting story comes from National Enquirer

“After seven weeks of topping the charts with his “Recovery” album, almighty-whitey rapper EMINEM – itching to dominate movie screens again and repeat the critical kudos he won with biopic “8 Mile” – rapped to his reps: “When it comes to business, you know I ain’t no fiddler…You tell them Batman biggies, I wanna play ‘The Riddler!’” Will Eminem nail a big-screen comeback deal – or get a screen test, at least?

Producers are piqued at the prospect of a Rappin’ Riddler, but Slim Shady’s facing stiff competition – execs are also confab-ing with JOHNNY DEPP and red-hot “Inception” star JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT. Stay tuned.”

It sounds absolutely ridiculous. I can’t picture Eminem being this corny in his request to screen-test. I am also guessing that Nolan will require a pedigree in acting and one stint in his biopic doesn’t make for a great resume. Nolan pretty much could pick whoever he wanted so Em’s competition is ridiculously fierce. So I am going to file this one under NGH – NOT GONNA HAPPEN for the Almighty Whitey.

The only casting that is official is Christina Bale as Batman, Gary Oldman as Commissioner Jim Gordon, Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox and Michael Caine as Alfred. Currently Christopher, his brother Jonathan and David Goyer are still working on a story and screenplay. The release date is (as of today) July 20 of 2012.

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Kate Bosworth Cheated on Alexander Skarsgard

I was never a Kate Bosworth fan. She always looks hungry and probably nibbles on napkins at dinner parties….and she got to ride Orlando Bloom around like a pony at the fair when he was hot. (I admit, I had a huge thang for him. Then I saw “Troy” and that was the end to my lust.)

Kate has been tapping the assets of Alexander Skarsgard (he is rumored to like his tricks frail). Us Weekly (print edition) is reporting that Bosworth cheated on Skarsgard last month while visiting her family in Massachusetts. The rag claims she heard the news of Orlando’s engagement to Miranda Kerr and sought comfort in some familiar peen. Instead of being grateful she dodged that baby bullet, Kate jumped on an old high school boyfriend.

Reps are saying “they are just good friends” and no sexy times took place between Kate and her old boyfriend. I believe the reps. I’m sure it was unsexy times that ended with her crying in the bathroom and calling Orly and hanging up as soon as he answered as the ex boyfriend knocked on the door and told her he had to get back to work the late shift at Taco Bell.

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Kat Von D Says She’s ‘In Love’ With Jesse James

Oh for the love of … are you serious?? Does she not KNOW Jesse James and what he’s all about? In a move that is undoubtedly setting her up for future heartache, Kat Von D spoke with People and opened up about her feelings towards James.

“Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don’t hang out with anybody unless I am in love,” Kat told PEOPLE at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood on Thursday.

Asked if she thinks the motorcycle mogul, who accompanied Von D to the gallery opening, is “The One” for her, she answered, “I believe he is, so yeah.”

Kat claims to see a future with Jesse, sharing, that she ‘believes he is” [my] soul mate.’ And despite James only recently finalizing his divorce Sandra Bullock after he admitted to cheating on her, she says the drama in his personal life does not bother her. Kat says she realized she was in love after they found common ground in one another’s “nerdy” sides.

“Was it when we were playing Scrabble? I don’t remember. But it was something like that – when we both realized how nerdy we were.”

James was a bit more coy about their romance, simply replying, “yes” he’s happy and he likes “everything” about Kat. Apparently she has never heard the saying ‘Once a cheater, Always a cheater.’ Good Luck Kat, you’re gonna need it! I’ll go ahead and get my “Jesse James Cheats On Kat Von D” story written up a head of time so all I have to do is fill in the details.

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Kelly Osbourne’s Sexy New Look

There is no other way to say this: Kelly Osbourne looks fantastic! Osbourne put on a sexy little number and hit the stage with the Pussy Cat Dolls on Wednesday night at the famous Viper Room in Los Angeles. She stripped down for a performance that she called “slinky and sexy.” Before her performance she ‘tweeted’ pics of herself, showing off her new look.

Per Radar:

Following the show, she Tweeted to Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin: “i cant thank you enough for tonight i had so much fun! i f******* love you robin!!!!!!!!”

Looks like she’s bouncing back from her breakup with fiance Luke Worrall just fine!

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New Music Friday – Jared Evan

Jared Evan has premiered the video for his single “In Love With You.” The explosive track that closed last week’s episode of Entourage will appear on Jared’s Interscope Records debut, “Fourth Chapter.” “In Love With You” embodies the intoxicating rock/rap/pop blend heard on the album which is executive produced by Polow Da Don and Jimmy Douglass.

“To me it carries an angry tone, like I’m mad at you right now, but I still love you,” says Jared, whose passion for rock music shines through on the track.

Watch the Bernard Gourley (Jason Derulo, Backstreet Boys, Talib Kweli) video today and visit JaredEvan.com for more info.

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Jerry Lewis to Lindsay Lohan: I’ll Smack Ya! – VIDEO

Funnyman and MDA spokesman, Jerry Lewis recently gave Inside Edition an exclusive interview where he was quite explicit as to what he plans to do if he ever comes face-to-face with Lindsay Lohan.

Via Popeater:

“I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman! I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else’ … WHACK! And then, if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her and then put her in rehab and that’s it.”

The 84-year-old didn’t stop there, either. He continued to drop ‘F’ bombs stating that celebrities like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are “F***** up!” and in need of help. Not to mention he takes a jab at their intelligence levels.

“It has nothing to do with [money and fame], it has to do that they have the intelligence of a box of rocks. A bag of snails will give you better answers than those people. I think a great deal of it is ignorance and crying for something other than love.”

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