Now that the second season of “Jersey Shore” has come to an end, we can move on to some light reading – like Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s new book. Yes, he has a book coming out… Yes, that means he can actually read and write… or at least talk and have someone else doing the penning for him. Now The Situation is giving us a sneak peek at the cover for his new book. If you guessed he would be sporting a tuxedo, monocle and top hat while sitting near a fireplace with a glass of chardonnay – you were way off.
The cover features, shockingly, a photo of a grinning Sorrentino flashing his famous abs.
Sorry, I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Can this dude do ANYTHING without lifting his shirt? We’ve all seen nice abs before on lots of people… this is not something he discovered! “Here’s The Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore” hits bookstores early next month and for those of you in the “Situation Nation” – this may not be the work of T.S. Eliot or Leo Tolstoy, but we’re sure it will be just as difficult to read.
A bargain basement book. It will be in the Clearance bins before we all know it.
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