Charlie Sheen Found Drunk and Naked by Cops – UPDATE

Charlie Sheen is a fan of hookers and booze. This tends to get him into trouble in between rehab stays and cars committing suicide. So here we have another Southern Comfort produced tale of drunken debauchery at the hands of a Sheen.

The highest paid actor on tv was kicking at the Plaza Hotel in New York and getting his humps on with a hooker who ended up robbing him. Around 2 a.m. cops were called after he discovered the whore took his wallet and proceeded to throw chairs, tables and damage a chandelier.

Page Six also mentions that Denise Richards was lurking in a room next door with their two daughters. She was in town to try and jump start an actual career with a new series, “Blue Mountain State.” When cops showed up the “Two and a Half Men” star was still drunk and naked. He was taken to the hospital with Denise galloping along.

What is disturbing about this the fact that Denise and Charlie are making nice and even enjoying dinners together. Nothing says great husband/father material than a man arrested for beating his wife on Christmas day. These two tricks are up to something.

Life and Style is reporting that more details and weaves a slightly different tale. Their version states that cops found Charlie passed out from a case of the drunks on his bed while the hooker was locked in a closet.

“She was fearing for her life and was naked,” says the source. “Charlie was incoherent but started screaming slurs at the cops. They recognized him immediately and gave him two options: they could take him to the hospital or take him down to the station. Charlie chose the hospital. The paramedics were heard calling it an overdose,” says an eyewitness. “But he was definitely awake before leaving the hotel as he made the choice to go there and not the jail.”

Locking tricks in a closet with your children asleep next door + beating your wife on Christmas morning = currently highest paid tv actor. His rep/manager has to be Harry Potter because only magic could make this shiz happen.

*UPDATE – Read ‘hooker’ as ‘porn star.’

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  1. Adam says:

    Yes! Go on, Charlie!

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