Zach Galifianakis Calls Director “Worst Jew In Hollywood”

For real…but as a joke.

That’s right kittens, fresh off slamming what many thought was director Todd Phillips’ choice to cast Mel Gibson in ‘The Hangover 2′ (read about that casting decision HERE and HERE), comedian Zach Galifianakis honored the director last night at the 14th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala.

Phillips credited the portly, bearded funnyman with being his muse.

Via E!:

“I always thought the idea of having a muse was very sexy. And in my head I imagined my muse would look like Mila Kunis or Rashida Jones. In fact, my muse looks like [comedy writer] Bruce Vilanch without the funny T-shirts. I’m really proud of him and I love him and he’s my favorite comic actor.”

While speaking of Phillips, Galifianakis stated that he was, “The worst Jew in Hollywood…that’s an inside joke.”

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Greyson Chance ‘Waiting Outside the Lines’ – LYRICS, VIDEO

The 13 year old internet phenomenon, Greyson Chance, debuted his first single ‘Waiting Outside the Lines’. The insanely talented teen was accompanied by a full band as he belted out the catchy tune with a smile on his face on ‘Ellen.’ The episode featuring the boy wonder will air today.

[Greyson Chance's 'Waiting Outside the Lines' VIDEO]

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‘Waiting Outside the Lines’ Lyrics

You’ll never enjoy your life,
living inside the box
You’re so afraid of taking chances,
how you gonna reach the top?

Rules and regulations,
force you to play it safe
Get rid of all the hesitation,
it’s time for you to seize the day

Instead of just sitting around
and looking down on tomorrow
You gotta let your feet off the ground,
the time is now…

I’m waiting…waiting…just waiting…
I’m waiting…waiting outside the lines
Waiting outside the lines
Waiting outside the lines

Try to have no regrets
even if it’s just tonight
How you gonna walk ahead
if you keep living behind?

Stuck in my same position,
you deserve so much more
There’s a whole world around us,
just waiting to be explored

Instead of just sitting around
and looking down on tomorrow
You gotta let your feet off the ground,
the time is now, just let it go

The world will force you to smile
I’m here to help you notice the rainbow
Cause I know,
What’s in you is out there

I’m waiting…waiting…just waiting…
I’m waiting…waiting outside the lines
Waiting outside the lines
Waiting outside the lines

I’m trying to be patient (I’m trying to be patient)
the first step is the hardest (the hardest)
I know you can make it,
go ahead and take it

I’m Waiting…waiting…just waiting…I’m waiting
I’m waiting…waiting…just waiting
I’m waiting…waiting outside the lines
Waiting outside the lines
Waiting outside the lines

You’ll never enjoy your life
Living inside the box
You’re so afraid of taking chances,
How you gonna reach the top?

Thoughts????

Thomas Fiss Signed EP, Silly Bandz, Guitar Pick, and Handwritten Lyrics Prizepack GIVEAWAY

With todays release of his self-titled sophomore EP, Thomas Fiss is still rolling out new tracks on his website, ThomasFissMusic.com. Check out new lyric videos for “Lighthouse” and “Better,” which follow up the previous songs “Island” and “Believe.” All four songs are available for download now on iTunes.

The EP is on sale today and you can order packages that include autographed copies of the EP, instant downloads, posters, guitar picks and Thomas Fiss Silly Bandz on his website. Find Thomas on Facebook and Twitter for all the latest updates, and don’t miss his weekly chats every Sunday at 6 pm PT on Justin.tv.

Ok fans, here is your chance to score a free signed copy of Thomas Fiss’ self-titled Sophomore EP, Silly Bandz, Guitar Pick, and Handwritten Lyrics! Simply post your favorite Thomas Fiss song and why you love it in the comment section below and one lucky person will win! Contest ends Friday, November 5th! Good Luck!

Thanks to all you lovely Hollywood Dame readers for entering! We have chosen and contacted the winner. Check your spam box or try again next time to win some great swag at our next giveaway!

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Charlie Sheen Found Drunk and Naked by Cops – UPDATE

Charlie Sheen is a fan of hookers and booze. This tends to get him into trouble in between rehab stays and cars committing suicide. So here we have another Southern Comfort produced tale of drunken debauchery at the hands of a Sheen.

The highest paid actor on tv was kicking at the Plaza Hotel in New York and getting his humps on with a hooker who ended up robbing him. Around 2 a.m. cops were called after he discovered the whore took his wallet and proceeded to throw chairs, tables and damage a chandelier.

Page Six also mentions that Denise Richards was lurking in a room next door with their two daughters. She was in town to try and jump start an actual career with a new series, “Blue Mountain State.” When cops showed up the “Two and a Half Men” star was still drunk and naked. He was taken to the hospital with Denise galloping along.

What is disturbing about this the fact that Denise and Charlie are making nice and even enjoying dinners together. Nothing says great husband/father material than a man arrested for beating his wife on Christmas day. These two tricks are up to something.

Life and Style is reporting that more details and weaves a slightly different tale. Their version states that cops found Charlie passed out from a case of the drunks on his bed while the hooker was locked in a closet.

“She was fearing for her life and was naked,” says the source. “Charlie was incoherent but started screaming slurs at the cops. They recognized him immediately and gave him two options: they could take him to the hospital or take him down to the station. Charlie chose the hospital. The paramedics were heard calling it an overdose,” says an eyewitness. “But he was definitely awake before leaving the hotel as he made the choice to go there and not the jail.”

Locking tricks in a closet with your children asleep next door + beating your wife on Christmas morning = currently highest paid tv actor. His rep/manager has to be Harry Potter because only magic could make this shiz happen.

*UPDATE – Read ‘hooker’ as ‘porn star.’

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Justin Bieber To Launch “My World” Fragrance Collection

If you have a rabid Justin Bieber fan in your household, he’s making sure that they have plenty of things to put on their Christmas lists. In addition to his book and his upcoming acoustic album, he’s coming out with dolls and nail polish. And now, he’s putting out his own “unisex” fragrance collection. It won’t come in your everyday bottle though – instead, it will be infused into dog tags and wristbands.

Per NY Daily News:

The fragrance, named after the singer’s current tour, is embedded in a specially made resin designed to last for at least a year. The fragrance collection includes four designs: Icon, Energy, Tour and Web. They are being marketed toward girls and guys “to stack, mix and match, trade and take the scent on the go,” Michael Ferrara, president of perfume company Etoile told WWD.

Naturally, Justin didn’t create the fragrance on his own. As hard as it may be to believe, he did not spend weeks in a lab somewhere painstakingly mixing chemicals in test tubes and stuff. But he says he did have a say in it.

Per BNet:

“They actually brought me a bunch of stuff to smell today,” he told WWD. “One of them smelled too young, too fruity. One was really good.”

The scent will be called “My World” and will be available exclusively at Wal-Mart beginning on November 26th – a.k.a. Black Friday – and will be priced at $10. The scents are described as having ‘a combination of top notes of bergamot, lychee and pomegranate, a heart of cedar glimmers and a dry down of musk.’ I have a feeling this is going to be the biggest thing since those idiotic “Silly Bandz”.

Click here to read about Justin being honored at ‘Variety’s 4th Annual Power of Youth 2010′ event.

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Bobby Flay’s Throwdown! Cookbook Giveaway

Here is a reminder for the autographed Bobby Flay cookbook giveaway!

Are you ready? Every week on Throwdown!, celebrity chef and restaurateur Bobby Flay goes head-to-head with cooks who have staked their claim as masters of an iconic dish—buffalo wings, chicken cacciatore, or sticky buns, for example—even though he may never have cooked these things before. The results are always entertaining—and delicious. In his first-ever cookbook collaboration with Food Network, Bobby shares the recipes and fun from his popular show.

The ultimate companion cookbook to one of America’s favorite food shows, Bobby Flay’s Throwdown! lets home cooks and fans in on the action, featuring favorite Throwdown! moments and behind-the-scenes peeks alongside beautiful, all-new color food photography created just for this book. So if Bobby Flay ever strolls into your backyard asking “Are you ready for a Throwdown?” you definitely will be! Get your copy today at foodnetwork.com/store.

Food Network is giving away one Bobby Flay signed cookbook to a lucky Hollywood Dame reader! Simply Tweet: Win an autographed copy of Bobby Flay’s Throwdown! cookbook @HollywoodDame, @FoodNetwork http://bit.ly/cwWPsP Don’t have Twitter? Go ahead and leave the name of your favorite Bobby Flay recipe in the comment section below and you will also be entered.

Throwdown! with Bobby Flay airs Wednesdays at 9 PM ET/8 CT on Food Network

*Contest prize is one Bobby Flay’s Throwdown! cookbook with signed bookplate provided by Food Network. Contest limited to US and Canada and ends on October 29th.

Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan Break Up

I still don’t know why Shia LaBeouf was allowed to see Carey Mulligan naked on a romantic and regular basis, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do I suppose. Shia and Carey were dating and first linked in August of 2009.

The LaBeouf and Mulligan hook up is ovah according to friends who blabbed to People that nuttery ended and they broke up “some time ago.” Insert a shocked face. Carey is way too cute and Shia is adorable in a nerdy neighbor who watches ‘Xena: Warrior Princess’ reruns, would forget your birthday due a Grand Theft Auto marathon and his grocery shopping list is simply Doritos and Tang.

Mariah Carey Expecting Baby Boy

Mariah Carey is still going with the look of keeping Nick Cannon’s career and manhood in stuffed under her shirt and still hasn’t confirmed she is pregnant. She has been in the game far too long to blow a People cover. Mimi will be announcing her womb is no longer vacant on Oprah as a white light shines behind her and glitter cannons explode behind in a dazzling spectacle as her minions pass out copies of ‘Merry Christmas II You’ before exiting on a gleaming white pony.

Obviously she is preggers and Hollybaby says that an insider-witness-source type has blabbed to them that Mariah is pregnant with a baby boy.

“She’s having a boy, but the reason that Mariah didn’t want to say anything is because she is 40, and she’s superstitious,” the insider says. “But she’s going to appear on Oprah and The View, so she’s planning on making the announcement soon.”

I am willing to bet my entire life savings ($23.82) that she will still have bedazzled onesies and pink leopard print tights for this little sparklebeast. It will also be delivered via c-section because The Mimi doesn’t do labor.

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Kanye West and Rihanna Team Up For ‘All Of The Lights’ – Listen HERE

Rihanna has teamed up with Kanye West for a new song called “All Of The Lights.” Definitely not Kanye’s best work, but the song is somewhat catchy!

Per Just Jared:

After the rousing brass intro, Rihanna sings, “Turn off the lights in here, baby. Extra bright, I want ya’ll to see this. Turn off the lights in here, baby. You know what I need? Want you to see everything, want you to see everything. Turn off the lights, fast cars, shooting stars. If you want it, you can get it for the rest of your life.”

The track should be included on Kanye’s new album “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.” Listen to the sneak-peek clip above and let us know what you think!

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Lindsay Lohan Is Looking For A Sponsor

Friday was judgment day once again for Lindsay Lohan, who violated her probation over the summer when she failed a required drug test. She could have been sent back to jail, but the judge ordered her to go back to rehab until at least January 3rd. Needless to say Lindsay won’t be able to work on any of her movies or her fashion line, so what’s she going to do to pay her rehab bill? Lilo was thrilled Friday to get sent back to rehab rather than jail, but then she began to worry. She had commitments for work made in the coming months and now with her treatment won’t be able to fulfill her job and get paid. It’s estimated that Lindsay’s treatment at the Betty Ford Clinic until the beginning of January will cost an estimated $50k! That’s how much she would probably spend on buying blow so it doesn’t sound too bad. Friends close to the actress are saying she doesn’t even have $50k to cover the program.

Per Monsters and Critics:

‘There is simply no money left,’ the insider commented revealed. ‘Lindsay manages to live high off the generosity of others, however, asking for free clothes and dinners at fancy restaurants is one thing, asking for $50,000 cash is something totally different. Her people tried and failed to sell her first post rehab interview for big bucks, so her only option now is to find some sort of sponsor.’

Hmmmm… Lindsay’s trip to rehab for the 5th time brought to you by Jack Daniels. It could work!

Click here to read about this teenage trainwreck’s latest stunt.

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