Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin may not be able to write a book and Mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel also must live her life in silence, but he hasn’t put a gag order out to all of his former flings. Bad move on his part! Lorenda Jolie, a high class escort and one of Tiger’s many mistresses, has written a tell-all book to be released next month that will also coincide with the first anniversary of the Thanksgiving SUV crash that blew the lid off Woods’ sexy shenanigans and cost Woods his marriage. Hmmm – I really don’t remember this chick being associated with Tiger, but then again he had like 15 or so women on the side…

So what exactly is Lorenda planning to tell the world about Tiger? Very explicit details of his fantasies and what he’s into in bed! Lorenda claims that Tiger had very explicit sexual fantasies and that they even acted out some of them together. Loredana has decided to compile all 20 of her sexual encounters with the disgraced golfer – and human being – in her book.

Per Daily Mail:

She claims in the book that he only paid her once for sex out of 20 encounters and that she fell in love with him during their two years together. Jolie claims Woods like to indulge in threesomes and fantasied about watching her have sex with another man.

‘I would make his fantasies. I would ask him what if I had another guy here with me while he was there and with me. It kind of turned him on a little. He didn’t say he would try it. It would just turn him on.’

Loredana also revealed Tiger’s size – the private kind. She claims he was (with the obvious misuse of the adverb) “largely endowed.” She also has the audacity to blame Tiger’s ex-wife Elin for his cheating ways.

She writes: ‘Obviously they didn’t have such a close relationship because if I was in his house where the hell was she? If I had my husband, I would make sure I knew who was coming to my house. At that point I started realizing it was more or less a financial reason they were married – she was in it for the money.’

Loredana goes on to claim that Tiger had more than a sex addiction, being hooked on pain medication and sleeping pills and reportedly seen him popping them both on more than one occasion. She also abolishes doubt about what motivated her to write the book, which will be published next month.

“My diary also reveals intimate secrets and details that can save millions [of] people worldwide. I have slept with some of the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet.”

And to think, I thought she was doing it for the money and attention… I remain unclear as to how her knowledge of the riches secrets is going to save millions of people. Save us from what? Sleeping with the rich men ourselves? “The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion” goes on sale next month – Will you pick up a copy?

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