Justin Bieber snuck out of The Grove through a security exit holding his crotch the entire way.
I could make a ball dropping joke, but I just find it too pedo to think of this lil’ guy like that. My 3 year old nephew usually does this when he has to make a pee-pee. I am guessing The Biebs wrote “Eenie Meenie” while sitting on his race car potty so I can only assume he is potty trained. Perhaps he is trying to hold it back by doing the pinch and run.
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that looks wierd
maybe he bumped something and he hit his crotch
Maybe he’s trying to be the next Michael Jackson. He’s got the voice part down pat.
Why am I aroused by this?
@Don’tevenask you and me both.. and I won’t ;D
Master Bieber’s security detail looks concerned–the tabloid coverage would be devastating:
“TWEEN HEARTHROB SUFFERS FROM URINARY INCONTINENCE!”