World AIDS Day is on December 1st and you will no longer be able to read Kim Kardashian’s updates on what she ate today and pics of her nephew screaming as she kisses him.

Alicia Keys came up with this “awesome” idea to have celebs quit their digital lives to raise money for the Keep a Child Alive charity. Basically the Kardashian sisters, Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest, Justin Timberlake will give up Twitter and Facebook until $1 million is sitting in the charity bank. So we have to essentially buy their mundane Tweets back. To promote this mess (sorry Alicia, I adore you darling but this is the ultimate narcissistic event worthy of John Mayer) Kim posed “dead” in one of Mariah Carey’s rejected “Glitter” costumes.

What Others Said:

D-Listed: “Basically, they want you to pay to bring Kim back to Twitter. RAISING MONEY: This is NOT how you do it. If Alicia really wants all of us to turn our PayPal pocketbooks upside down and shake the cash into her hands, she should’ve promised us that Kim will stay off of Twitter forever once $1 million is raised.”

The Superficial: “Of course, incredible fund-raising ideas aside, she could just quietly donate the money herself, but that wouldn’t involve a very public campaign where she gets to see how people react to her death, the ultimate form of vanity. Which is what charity is all about isn’t? “MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!”