Nothing says Happy Monday like a video of Chelsea Handler throwing the word C.U.Next Tuesday around like an Irish hooker with Tourettes.
Chelsea Handler took out her pot and called Jolie’s kettle black. During a show in New Jersey, the comedienne (I use the term loosely) started in on Angelina Jolie being a homewrecker.
“She’s a homewrecker, she is,” Chelsea started on Angie. “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f***ing b***h.”
Someone answer Handler with a video of a Brangeloonie sitting in a room wallpapered with Mr. and Mrs. Smith posters screaming “You in danger girl!” Maddox is filing his nails into mini-shivs and gonna go all Wolverine on her.
Seriously though….Handler slept her way to the top of the crap tv pile with a married man who also left his wife for her. Whateves. Kathy Griffin > Handler. ‘Nuff said.