Usher Rises from Digital Grave

The worst/most narcissistic charity fund raiser ever isn’t going well. The Digital Death campaign for Keep a Child Alive isn’t even half way to its goal and celebs are already resurrecting themselves with Tweets giving shout outs and birthday love. Usher cranked out 4 Tweets after he ‘died’ on World AIDS Day just short of a week into the campaign.

Children (who I imagine look like Annie and Oliver Twist) relying on this shiz are giving Usher the side eye and thinking…“Really? You gave up after a week so you could give shout outs to some randoms? Seriously? Meanwhile y’all expect people to pay money to read about what you ate for dinner and whether or not it gave you gas? Because unemployment rate is sky high and most are living on fixed incomes while you get paid to shill AT&T? UGH! We are doomed.”

It’s ok kids, Kris Kardashian will be signing a check and depositing anonymously for the difference by next week.

Ke$ha and Lady Gaga Nude Photos Stolen

The Associate Press reported that two German hackers are being hauled in for investigation. The 17 and 23 year old are in custody for targeting celebrities and helping themselves to songs, files and photos.

Lady Gaga and Ke$ha were two of the named celebs. Another female singer was also hit with a blackmail scam that demanded cash in exchange for the stolen nude pics.

John Travolta’s doppelganger has already been hit with a naked picture leak that hit the net. (Click HERE for that story…) Lady Gaga shows up scantily clad and nearly nude at every opportunity so it’s hard anything to clutch the pearls and shout ESCANDALO! at.

Amber Heard is a Lesbian – PHOTOS

Amber Heard officially came out at the GLAAD 25th Anniversary Party. The ‘Pineapple Express’ and ‘Informers’ actress brought her girlfriend Tasya van Ree to the event and was proud to show her off. Amber has been dating Tasya since 2008.

Via After Ellen:

“I think GLAAD is one of the many reasons that I, as a 24-year-old, can come out. I think that organizations like GLAAD make that possible because if it weren’t for opinions being changed, people being influenced, people being engaged to do the right thing, then there would be no prerogative for anyone to come out. Like I said, I can’t be a part of the problem. I hate the idea of a label just as much as anyone else but I’m with who I’m with, I love who I love and I’m if not a better actress than I was yesterday and my personal life should have no effect on that.”

Good for her!

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Chelsea Handler Attacks Angelina Jolie – VIDEO

Nothing says Happy Monday like a video of Chelsea Handler throwing the word C.U.Next Tuesday around like an Irish hooker with Tourettes.

Chelsea Handler took out her pot and called Jolie’s kettle black. During a show in New Jersey, the comedienne (I use the term loosely) started in on Angelina Jolie being a homewrecker.

“She’s a homewrecker, she is,” Chelsea started on Angie. “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f***ing b***h.”

Someone answer Handler with a video of a Brangeloonie sitting in a room wallpapered with Mr. and Mrs. Smith posters screaming “You in danger girl!” Maddox is filing his nails into mini-shivs and gonna go all Wolverine on her.

Seriously though….Handler slept her way to the top of the crap tv pile with a married man who also left his wife for her. Whateves. Kathy Griffin > Handler. ‘Nuff said.

More Changes For ‘American Idol’

It seems that ‘American Idol‘ producers and Fox are desperate to bring their once highly loved show American Idol back from the dust. In the last few seasons, many loyal viewers stopped watching because the show began to get boring and the contestants weren’t all that talented. Idol has two new Judges for the new season in January and has made some changes with the shows format. The top 24 has been eliminated and contestants will now have to compete in challenges that will better equip them for the music industry. And now there’s rumored to be another change coming this January! Votefortheworst.com is reporting that Idol will introduce online voting for its new season.

The online voting will take place at AT&T’s website. Auditions will take place for the first 6 episodes (California, Nashville, Milwaukee, New Jersey, Austin, New Orleans in that order). There will then be 5 Hollywood episodes, a live voting kick off episode that highlights the eligible contestants, a reveal episode to announce the top 12, and a wildcard episode to let 3 more people into the finals. The online voting may stay in place until the finals are down to 12.

Fox has declined to comment, but show producer Nigel Lythgoe has confirmed that changes are coming including the elimination of the top 24. Do we ever still care about American idol? Or is this show a sinking ship that just needs to go away?

Click here for the latest on the Ashton Kutcher sex scandal.

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Tony Parker’s Alleged Mistress Speaks

Unless you’ve been living under a rock lately or trying to recover from a weekend drunkfest, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are headed to divorce court. The reason Eva’s pulling the plug on what seemed to be a happy, healthy marriage – Tony allegedly cheated on Eva with a mutual friend Erin Berry. Tony has come out and said there was never any physical contact between he and Erin but Eva reportedly saw some texts that may prove otherwise because that’s what caused her to file. Now Erin has something to say about the rumors.

Per Us:

Last week, on her Facebook page, she stated: “I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH TONY PARKER, nor did I “pursue” Tony Parker. Unfortunately, because our divorces are occurring at the same time, great speculation has been cast on our friendship. My friendship with Tony Parker had nothing to do with the end of my marriage (which is painful enough without this added drama), and to assume that we had an affair is naïve, ridiculous, and completely misguided.”

But what about the text messages Erin? She failed to address that in her statement. Maybe there was no physical contact, but if Tony was sharing intimate details of his life with Erin on a regular basis it falls under emotional cheating which is even worse. Tony and Eva’s divorce appears to be still on although the two were spotted having lunch together earlier this week.

Click here to see who wants you to get used to seeing them naked!

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New Music Friday – Runner Runner

Pop-rock band Runner Runner return with the 2nd single “Hey Alli” from their upcoming self-titled debut album which will be released on Feb. 15th, 2011. “Hey Alli” which impacts Top 40 radio in January is the follow-up to “So Obvious” which broke out on the Top 40 radio airplay charts this summer. Runner Runner performed “So Obvious” on both “The Late Show With David Letterman” and “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

Fans who pre-order a copy of the album on the band’s web store will receive a free acoustic EP at the time of their order. There are multiple fan bundle merchandise packages available with the album and Runner Runner merchandise including a 7″ vinyl, an exclusive t-shirt and hoodie. All pre-order packages are available at www.runnerrunnermusic.com. The additional merchandise will be shipped to buyers on Dec. 7th ahead of the album’s release date. In addition all fans that pre-order the album will automatically be entered into a random drawing to have a personalized version of “Hey Alli” given to them as an Mp3 and video clip.

Runner Runner is currently on tour with Forever the Sickest Kids and I See Stars. Make sure to check out when the band’s MySpace page for all their tour dates and check in to their Facebook page for frequent daily updates from the guys on the road. Look for the band’s self-titled major label debut in stores February 15th, 2011!

Check out Runner Runner’s Exclusive Hollywood Dame Interview here!

Click here to check out Taylor Swifts’ Christmas Cards!

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Josh Duhamel Thrown Off Plane for Being a Diva

As if I needed another reason to hit the DISLIKE button every time I see/hear about Josh Duhamel


TMZ
reports that Josh was on a plane bound to Kentucky (my apologies to the Bluegrass State). He refused to turn off his cell phone for a few minutes during takeoff. The flight attendant busted out her best patronizing smile and asked Duhamel repeatedly to turn off the Blackberry so the plane could takeoff.

“One passenger tells us Duhamel was “very rude” and “taunting the attendant.” We’re told the flight attendant asked Josh to turn off the device three separate times — and on the third time Josh laughed at her request.

We’re told Duhamel’s reaction infuriated the attendant, who then called for backup — and the plane, which was already on the runway, was turned back to the gate. Two officers eventually boarded the plane and escorted Duhamel off of the aircraft.”

For all those on the flight from New York to Kentucky who had to turn around and go back to the gate to drop off a giant knob and caused a 90 minute wait on top of their already delayed flight…he is moderately apologetic.

“’Duhamel’s rep told TMZ Josh was texting on his BlackBerry about his flight being delayed.’ The rep adds, ‘He’s sorry.’”

So he was sexting whatever trick he picked up at a gas station that his man-ho train will be late? Unless he was having a monkey doing the texting it should have only taken 30 seconds. He needs a rep that will create a story about texting a homeless (but cell phone harboring) refugee in war-torn country to prevent him from suicide or instructing Superman how to disable a bomb that is strapped to a box full of kittens. That shiz is more believable.

Aretha Franklin Surgery Success

Aretha Franklin underwent a super secret surgery that had Detroit lighting prayer candles and busting out their rosaries and other implements of prayer power. Whatever doctors did, it went well. Aretha released a statement that thanked everyone for their support and assured her followers that her procedure was successful.

Via USA Today:

“The surgery was highly successful. God is still in control. I had superb doctors and nurses whom were blessed by all the prayers of the city and the country. God bless you all for your prayers!

The Queen of Soul, Ms. Aretha Franklin”

I adore this woman. She gave herself monarchy status over all divas and gave us the hat of hope…

But more importantly this little diddy…

Uh, excuse me. As Aretha said to Gloria, Celine, Shania, and Mariah during Divas Live…Are you trippin’? No one interrupts the Queen of Soul, bitch. Ok?”

Well, I believe she also said, “Hey, Cuba, Canada, cowgirl, Crazy, get out of my light and away from my snacks, bitch.

Ryan Gosling Admits Real Reason Peter Jackson Fired Him – VIDEO

The Lovely Bones” was a haunting book turned into film. Originally Ryan Gosling was cast to play Susie Salmon’ s father, Jack. The final product starred Mark Wahlberg and most rumors were an age difference being the key factor in Gosling’s replacement.

Ryan admits that age had nothing to do with it. He answered the question posed to him at the annual actors roundtable discussion with a surprise.

“We had a different idea of how the character should look,” Gosling said. “I really believed he should be 210 pounds. We didn’t talk very much during the preproduction process, which was the problem,” he said. “It was a huge movie, and there’s so many things to deal with, and he couldn’t deal with the actors individually. I just showed up on set, and I had gotten it wrong. Then I was fat and unemployed.”

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