Justin Bieber may be busy kissing Selena Gomez and helping her pick out security following the death threats the Disney starlet is receiving, but he managed to squeeze in an interview with Vanity Fair. The February 2011 cover features the “Baby” singer rocking a Hilary Swank look, covered in lipstick marks and an inset blurb point out that he is 16, has gobs of cash and is the porn equivalent to tweens on Youtube.
What they should have emblazoned on the front was Bieber healing the blind with a wink and curing cancer by blowing kisses while doves circled his head creating a virgin white halo. Justin’s mother gets her two cents on during the interview and claims God told her to go forth and famewhore.
Justin’s mommy on her belief that God’s Gift to the World isn’t peace or a cure for cancer….it’s The Bieber: “Bieber’s mom, Pattie Mallette, tells Robinson that, after a personal encounter with God, she believes that she and Justin have been put on Earth to bring light and inspiration to the world.
Justin furthers the fun with more gems…
Justin Bieber on his musical Jungle Fever: “Music is music, and I’m definitely influenced by Michael Jackson and Boyz II Men and people who were black artists—that’s what I like. But I like their voices and I like how they entertain—it’s not about what color they are.”
Justin on being the Lord Byron of bubble gum pop: “I’m crazy, I’m nuts,” Justin Bieber tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Lisa Robinson. “Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal. I think differently—my mind is always racing. I’m just … nuts. But I think the best [musicians] probably are.”
Justin on being the Fairest in the Land – “Not trying to be arrogant, but if I walked down the street and a girl saw me, she might take a look back because maybe I’m good-looking, right?”
Justin on knowing that girls will sell kidney’s dump/ their boyfriends to see him sing: “For younger guys, it’s like [they think] they’re not cool if they come to my concert. That’ll [change], I think; it’ll happen, maybe when I’m 18. But meanwhile all their girlfriends are coming to watch me.”
Oh that, Bieber. Nothing he said will be better than the accompanying VF photo shoot. They managed to make him look even more like Swank or a young Jane Fonda…BRB busy laughing 4EVA.
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justin i love u so much. Really really. I think for u.
Cocky little shit, isn’t he?
these websites make everything sound bad his mom proud of him thats good aww he is so cute
and if you read you would see hes really humble
Don’t think anyone would say things like that. Him? Don’t think so. His mother? Not that dramatic.