Here we go….Queue a song about apple picking, lattes and glittery teardrops on Taylor’s Lisa Frank lunchbox.
Jake Gyllenhaal reportedly dumped Taylor Swift over the phone circa Joe Jonas. The contract on her beard duties must have expired and Jake packed up his Bowdabra and checkbook then sashayed away. Taylor is “crushed” according to Us Weekly. Friends say that she had a case of the sads at the People’s Choice Awards and wouldn’t even look at her Danimals Crush Cups.
“She was not her usual bubbly, over-animated self,” the source says. “She didn’t eat anything, seemed very sad and definitely wasn’t having a good time. Taylor is really upset and hurt,” another friend tells the mag. “She doesn’t know what she did for him to just put a stop to it. She feels really burned by him.”
Gyllenhaal suddenly realized how creepy it was that he was a grown a$$ man and wooing Squints by picking apples and drinking enough lattes to pickle their livers. Sources say the age gap and increase in paparazzi attention were the two biggest break-up factors.
Aw, I do feel bad for her, but she has got to realize that looking at her in a sexy times way is like looking at a bunny hopping down from Snow White’s lap, throwing on a silk nighty and looking coyly over it’s furry little shoulder and winking.
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Wow! I used to love jake but now he is a big @ss!!