Does Sean Penn have cotton candy flavored nipples and a secret farm of unicorn ponies? His appeal to gorgeous women baffles me. Click HERE for a walk down memory lane when he was reportedly hooking up with Natalie Portman…
Us is reporting that Penn is wooing Scarlett Johansson. Their “fling” has been going on since January and started at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont. (All the fun stuff happens there.)
“Their first hook-up was in Scarlett’s Bungalow. Scarlett first reached out to Sean when she was planning to visit Haiti with Oxfam,” says the source. “She knew Sean was living there in a tent and turned to him for advice. Scarlett’s smitten with him.”
Really? Talk of natural disasters and tragedy isn’t exactly the sexiest conversation. Penn does love to stand on his soap box so maybe Scarjo likes his mustache rides. A rep said that Sean hasn’t gone near her client’s lady bits and the rumors are not true.