Yesterday (Feb. 14) Charlie Sheen called up The Dan Patrick Show and gave an odd interview to prove he wasn’t a drunken man-slut. Too bad he sounded exactly like a drunken man-slut.
Here are some gems from the world’s most honest coke fiend…
On returning to the set of ‘Two and a Half Men
’ only to find everyone was at home posting their resumes on Career Builder: “They said, ‘You get ready and we’ll get ready.’ And I got ready and went back and nobody’s there. I don’t know what to tell you … I’m here and I’m ready. They’re not. Bring it, you know?”
On the subject of his perpetual state of Snooki drunk/Lindsay Lohan high/Tiger Woods slutty getting violating his contract: “”Nit pick, nit pick, but I don’t think [the clause] covers, ‘Let us totally dominate and interfere with your personal life.’ I have a contract. They said, ‘Get your act together,’ and I did.”
On his X-Men power of sobering up: “”I heal really quickly, but I also unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys. Get me right now!”
On why he is a crack Snorlax: “Boredom. Wanting to make things better – whether it’s real or imagined. I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree.” Later he added, “Avoid crack, unless you can manage it socially.”
He also admitted that he has a girlfriend. Simple deduction would peg Bree Olson has his new lady love. Bree and Charlie spent the holidays together in her home town of Fort Wayne, IN. He reportedly met some of her family and they spent Christmas together.
He also faced a pregnancy scared with another porn star pal. Kacey Jordan allegedly sent Charlie a text stating that she was knocked up but “going to take care of it.”
Warner Brothers also announced that the last 4 episodes of ‘Two and Half Men’ have been cut. TMZ reports that production will resume on Feb. 28th, but only half of the remaining 8 episodes will be shot after the show creator, Chuck Lorre, has said hit Ctrl+Alt+IQUITTHESHEEN.
“One crew member tells us, “We’ve been left in the dark and now we have no pay for 4 episodes and all we hear is that Chuck is saying, ‘They’re not my problem.’”
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CHARLIE,you are right your problems,no business.Great actor still a fan.I don,t see actors taking up cause for elderly not low income in between you see we don,t count if 17,500 (est)perhaps involved would help.You won,t be popular make you just right,you don’t give fiying fig about what people think-Under all the hoopla think you are caring,loving person.good luck long life.Lost my husband to drink still suffer many will if you leave us,family hurts forever.