The awesome team over at Celebitchy has brought a tale that will make you laugh and throw some shade at John Mayer.
Mayer is a notorious slut and has been looking like a bloated/budget Johnny Depp lately. He has been linked to Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and a brief alleged affair with Food Network’s Giada De Laurentiis (click HERE for that story…) in the past few months and has allegedly set his sights on a classier A-List woman. According to In Touch, John thinks he has a chance at hooking up with Sandra Bullock. (Maniacal laughter ensues.)
“John is trying hard to get fixed up with Sandra,” a mutual friend tells In Touch. And according to a pal, in typical John fashion, he’s got an ulterior motive. Following a string of high-profile romances that all ended badly, the singer is eager to repair his reputation, and he thinks that dating America’s Sweetheart will improve his “love them and leave them” image, says the pal. “John likes dating famous women, it’s a turn on for him,” explains the pal. “And who’s more famous than Sandra Bullock? He knows Sandra’s probably not going to date him, but he did offer to enter a friends-with-benefits situation.”
Of course Sandra “laughed” off the offer and turned down the chance to visit his crab circus. That is…if the offer ever happened. A friend of John’s stated that he never “targeted” Bullock and called the mag’s reports total BS.
I am guessing he wanted to ride Sandra’s good girl image and the “friend” is probably just John with a fake Australian accent denying the report.
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