Here is the nuttery of the day brought to you by The Sheen Machine.
Charlie Sheen was officially fired from ‘Two and a Half Men.’ (Click HERE for the first announcement…) Warner Brothers sent him and his legal team an 11 page letter explaining that he is “dangerously self destructive” and committed “a felony offense involving moral turpitude.”
“There is ample evidence supporting Warner Bros. reasonable good faith opinion that Mr. Sheen has committed felony offenses involving moral turpitude (including but not limited to furnishing of cocaine to others as part of the self-destructive lifestyle he has described publicly) that have ‘interfere[d] with his ability to fully and completely render all material services required’ under the agreement.”
No longer the highest paid tv actor, Charlie decided to take his Epic Gnarly Warlock of Winning self to the roof of Live Nation building in Beverly Hills. Sheen waved around a machete while drinking a bottle of fake “Tiger Blood.” A real energy Tiger Blood energy drink has actually been created. It was made in honor (read ‘in honor’ as ‘in mockery’) of Charlie’s Adonis DNA. It reportedly tastes like fruit punch and contains 80 mg of caffeine.
As for his reaction to being fired….Charlie merely chanted, “Free at last! Free at last!” He also stated that he would be suing WB and the show creator Chuck Lorre.
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