It’s a good thing I haven’t had my morning bowl of Captain Crunch yet. Put down your bagels before you continue reading, because I will not be responsible for the reaction…
*SPOILER ALERT*
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s characters finally make sweet, sweet Sparkle love in the final film of the ‘Twilight’ series. Finally, because I feel odd getting bored in the theater and yelling, “Just hump and get it over with already! First times always suck.” This leads to Bella getting knocked up with a hybrid vampire/human baby that has to be chewed out of the womb. (Yes, this shiz actually made gobs of cash.) The birth scene in ‘Breaking Dawn’ is pretty much insane and triggers your “Ew! Really? This is happening?” response. However, Pattinson confirmed the scene was filmed true to the novel…
Via Total Film:
“Yeah, I’ve done it,” Robert Pattinson laughed, “I’ve chewed it, spat it out! Just some of the source material makes it inevitably more different. It’s completely nuts, the book.”
Riiiiigggghhhht. I am going to leave it at that. As much as I want to go into the terrifying thought of placenta gnawing…full stop.
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