Christina Aguilera’s Ex-Husband Pot Smoking – PHOTOS

Christina Aguilera is consuming Lindsay Lohan amounts of alcohol, but her ex-husband is enjoying some bicycling and pot. (Click HERE for Christina Aguilera’s mugshot…)

Some photos of Jordan Bratman smoking weed resurfaced to the net in the wake of Aguilera’s drinking problem and arrest. The pics of Bratman smoking weed and enjoying a ride in 2006 hit ONTD today.

Some hoodlum is up to no good I tell ya. Or it makes good press. Either way I feel bad for Max.

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Charlie Sheen’s Looses Custody After Brooke Mueller Murder Threats

Here is your daily crazy from Charlie Sheen and his epically gnarly tiger blood infused bi-winning life

Last night Charlie Sheen’s twin boys were taken by police. Sheen was stripped of custody of his sons Bob and Max after threatening his ex wife, Brooke Mueller. TMZ reports that Charlie took a page from Mel Gibson’s Book of Insanity and told Brooke, “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.” According to her, he also threw a phone and threatened to stick a penknife in her eye.

After he spewed that little diddy, Mueller got a restraining order. A judge then ordered Charlie to surrender the boys. Police removed them from Casa de CRAZY Tuesday evening. The kids will be staying with Brooke’s mother while she continues to undergo treatment for substance abuse.

Of course Charlie isn’t owning up to anything and stated that he never threatened her and will be going to court ASAP. He even let cameras roll as he handed the kids over to the authorities. (#classy)

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Robert Pattinson Admires Charlie Sheen’s Crazy

A teaser for Robert Pattinson’s interview with Vanity Fair has hit. The ‘Twilight’ star, who will forever be tagged with the sparkling vampire role, was pretty candid with the mag regarding his views on his fame.

The cover shows Rob holding an alligator and giving the camera his Blue Steel look. (Click HERE for more of the shoot’s outtakes…) The interview on the inside speaks to the opposite of his pillar of strength cover shot. While most questions about his relationship with Kristen Stewart were off limits, he did admit that he can’t wait for Twilight to become a thing of the past so he can enjoy some privacy.

On dating Kristen Stewart and his crazed fans’ obsession: “It’s just very traumatic. When this is over,” Pattinson says of Twilight mania, “the media will lose interest [in the relationship]. There’ll be nothing to say. It won’t fit into a headline anymore. It won’t fit into a template.”
On falling in love with an elephant: “She was the best actor I ever worked with in my life. I cried when the elephant was wrapped. I never cried when anyone else was wrapped.”

On the overwhelming fame and fans: ““There’s nothing you can do about it. That’s the way it is. But it is weird being part of that, kind of representing something you don’t particularly like … God. I just really headbutted it. This thing with everyone knowing you … it’s weird, because people have this one-sided relationship where they look at your picture and feel they know you more than someone they actually know. I don’t really know myself that well.”

Pattinson also admits that he now avoids airports and opted to take a road trip from LA to New Orleans to film ‘Breaking Dawn.’ The Twihards still managed to track him down and ruin the brief moment of anonymity while he made a pit stop in Texas.

“No one recognized me or anything,” he says. “And I was like, Ah, this is really cool, sitting there eating chicken wings and stuff.” Before long, however, Pattinson’s fans tracked him down. “They always find out somehow,” he says, recalling how the street outside soon filled with 1,000 people, all hoping to catch a glimpse. A bouncer asked him, “You want us to go and knock someone out?,” and Pattinson says, “I was like, ‘What are you talking about? You don’t need to hit anybody.’ ”

The thing about fame is that as a celebrity everyone judges, twists words and hears what they want to hear. Rob admitted that he finds something respectable, almost enviable in Charlie Sheen.

“He admires Charlie Sheen and his “little escapades,” explaining, “I like crazy people who don’t give a f**k.”

I don’t know what it is about his thoughts on his fame, but it actually made my little no heart feel bad for him. I think I need to go lie down.

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Christina Aguilera Mugshot – PHOTO

Christina Aguilera has a case of I LOVE BOOOOOOOZE!!!!!! and spends her free time eating bottles of vodka.

Aguilera was taken into police custody after her boyfriend was busted with a DUI while driving her ‘extremely intoxicated’ assets around. (Click HERE for the full details on her arrest…) No charges were brought against her so the Christina Aguilera mug shot wasn’t released. That didn’t stop E! from getting their hands on it.

After Xtina has had a string alcohol related troubles (passing out drunk in Jeremy Renner’s bed, messing up National Anthem lyrics thanks to booze, getting into a fight at the Golden Globes after too much to drink), her friends are hoping that they can talk her into getting help. This has been going on for months. In fact, Aguilera’s drinking is allegedly one of the reasons her and Jordan Bratman split. While ironing out custody agreements for their son, Max, Jordan pointed out her drinking problem as an issue. Eventually they agreed to joint custody. He doesn’t have much room to point the naught finger…he was photographed smoking pot. (Click HERE for those pics…)

It’s kinda sad really because she used to be this gorgeous Ho Queen stuffed with talent. Now she is the Albino Snooki. Pink even pointed out that she has managed to keep herself under control and tweeted:

“Out of Myself, Britney and Christina – didn’t everyone think I was going to be the troublemaker? LOOK MA! NO CUFFS!”

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Katie Holmes Sues Star Magazine for $50 Million

You can call her husband gay, ask why her daughter still uses a baby bottle, and make fun of her on-again/off-again mouth herpes, but you cannot claim that actress Katie Holmes is using drugs…unless you want to be sued.

That’s right, according to The Wrap, the sometimes actress, sometimes fashion designer, full time beard of Tom Cruise is suing American Media, the company that owns Star Magazine for $50 million.

Star’s “vicious lies about plaintiff, designed to hype the sale of its sleazy tabloid magazine, were calculated to cause severe harm,” reads the lawsuit, obtained by TheWrap. “The average reader (would) understand that plaintiff has become shockingly addicted to drugs… There is no other way to understand them. The cover even created the false impression that, but for plaintiff’s nightmare drug addiction, she would ‘leave’ her husband.”

The article claims that an “e-meter,” an instrument used by Scientologists to measure your past emotional experiences (or something) gives off endorphins which can lead to addiction.

According to Holmes’s rep, Katie said, “Enough is enough” and decided to sue.

Katie’s lawsuit asks Star to print a retraction, which, as of press time, they are refusing to do.

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Meredith Baxter Accuses Ex-Husband David Birney of Abuse-VIDEO

In case you’re like me, your Thursday nights were spent watching awesome families like the Cosby’s and the Keaton’s before turning around to see your old man asleep and snoring in a lazyboy with his mouth open and his TV dinner spilling into his lap.

And now, Elise KeatonMeredith Baxter is revealing that her fifteen year marriage to David Birney was quite tumultuous. In her new memoir, Untied, the actress claims she was struck by Birney on more than one occasion.

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Via People:

“It was so sudden and unexpected, I couldn’t tell you which hand hit me, or even how hard. I do recall thinking, ‘I’d better not get up because he’s going to hit me again.’ ”

Baxter, who came out of the closet as a lesbian in 2009, claims that she dealt with the abuse by drinking heavily. She has been sober since 1990.

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‘Glee’s’ Matthew Morrison’s First Single Debuts

‘Glee’s’ Matthew Morrison released his first single “Summer Rain” on Ryan Seacrest’s morning radio show off of his upcoming album and it’s all about having sex in the rain on a rooftop! I dare you to make it through the entire song without convulsing in laughter.

Per People:

When Seacrest noted the song wasn’t as “poppy” as some of the Glee cast’s offerings, Morrison agreed. “I want to stay a little bit away from Glee,” he said, adding that he believed to “be taken seriously, I had to write my own songs” – which he did.

Morrison will perform the song live on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno‘ on April 6th, and on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show‘ on April 11th. The song was co-written by Morrison along with Claude Kelly and the production duo Espionage, who brought you Train’s “Hey, Soul Sister,” among many other singles. This ode to a very R-rated public display of affection has sort of a feel good Jack Johnson style vibe. His new CD will be released in May, featuring a duet with Elton John and “old school soul”. Listen to the song above and let us know what you think. Frankly, I just can’t wait for the video (I’m assuming there will be gratuitous shirtless shots of Morrison).

Click here to see who is in talks for a record deal.

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Lindsay Lohan’s First Post Rehab Interview – Video

Lindsay Lohan wants to get her career back into gear. She just got a new agent and is on the hunt for new movie roles. March 10th she’ll be back in court to face the Judge and her felony grand theft charge. If found guilty she could spend up to 3 years in state prison. If she accepts a plea deal and pleads guilty or no contest she will still face jail time because of a violation of her probation. But lucky for us, Lindsay’s sitting down with ‘Extra‘ for her first interview since getting out of rehab.

Per Fox News:

“I feel great. I feel happy,” a lucid and relaxed Lindsay Lohan told Extra’s Jerry Penacoli. “There are always going to be bumps that we have in the road, but as long as I’m focusing on the one thing that I know that I need to put first in my life—which is my recovery and stuff. I’m doing good, and that’s what’s most important to me.”

Wow. The eye-roll about her “recovery” (she can hardly say that word without gagging) is very telling. Lindsay also says she’s keen to start working again but accepts she’s got a lot to prove before anyone will want her involved in a movie project again.

“I think that’s that something I will be able to say when I’ve taken the steps I need to take to prove that I can be insurable again. I think that will come in time that I will be in the position to say that because I don’t think I am right now. I don’t think it would be fair to say, ‘Oh, this is who I want to work with’, and expect that to happen. I have to build my way back up and I get that.”

But you see Ms. Lohan, everyone has lost all respect for you. There are too many talented actresses out there with something you do not have… ethics.

Check out Extra tonight and see her full interview.

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Charlie Sheen Crazy Ensues, John Stamos to Replace Him !?

Everyone is escaping the Volcano of 7 Different Kinds of Crazy that is Charlie Sheen. His publicist quit after Charlie went on a rampage about tiger blood and being able to blink himself sober (Click HERE for more gems to live by…) along with a backyard interview done by TMZ.


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After CBS started cutting ties by canceling the rest of the current season of ‘Two and Half Men,’ more rumors regarding the series future have followed. Les Moonves is reportedly attempting to replace Sheen with John Stamos.

Via E!:

“Sources exclusively tell me that Moonves approached Stamos at Jeffrey Katzenberg’s Night Before benefit at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
“They were at the bar talking and Les asked John if he’d be interested in replacing Charlie,” one source says. “It wouldn’t be to play Charlie’s character but they talked more about introducing a new character.”

Last week Uncle Jesse Tweeted that he wasn’t replacing Charlie…

“Contrary to the rumors, I am not replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. however, Martin Sheen has asked me to be his son.”

Charlie responded with his tender thoughts on Stamos as a replacement in the backyard interview and stated, “It’s a tragic joke. If they do that then they deserve their failures and the follies.” He has since recanted and said he was just joking about Stamos.

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James Franco and Anne Hathaway HATE Each Other

The 2011 Oscars were as boring as ever and despite ABC’s attempt to appeal to a younger generation and repeatedly mention how “hip” the event was…the awards show failed.

Monday morning critics ripped the event and a lot of blame fell upon James Franco’s OVAH THIS attitude and Anne Hathaway’s overcompensating energy. The lack of chemistry was painfully obvious between James and Anne and sources told Us that it was due to the fact that they “hated each other” by the end of the ordeal.

“She had to provide all the energy — he was just phoning it in,” says a second insider. (“James seemed in his own little world,” during the Oscar telecast, says another source. “Producers were pissed.”

Rep’s for James say that the mag’s story is completely untrue, but I actually believe this one. It was like watching Lindsay Lohan attempt rehab…just sad and a big flop. They won’t be returning any time soon as Hugh Jackman and Billy Crystal are both up for the job again.