Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair Alligator Cover – PHOTOS

While in the bayou Robert Pattinson draped an alligator over his shoulders while wearing a hat at a jaunty angle for the cover of Vanity Fair. Annie Leibovitz was the brains behind this cover shot in Baton Rouge Louisiana. He took time from filming Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn to pose for the spread and talk with the mag. His relationship with Kristen Stewart was an off limits topic, but he did confess his love of M&M’s. (Click HERE for the outtakes from the VF shoot and Robert Pattinson’s adoption news…)

This has about as much sex appeal as a box of baking soda, but most Pattinson fans are eager to get their hands on the mag. Perhaps if he was carrying Bear Grylls and wearing an “On All Fours for Gryffindors” t-shirt I would be more apt to feel a rumbling of lust, but this just makes me wonder if that gator was as high as Charlie Sheen in order for Sparklepants to keep all his appendages.

I threw in a pic of Rob filming ‘Breaking Dawn’ in the snow for funsies.

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Christina Aguilera ARRESTED: MUG SHOT

Since she announced she gave Jordan Bratman his I QUIT YOU papers, Christina has become the LA version of Snooki. She has been drinking like Lindsay Lohan the minute after the monitoring bracelet comes off and even passed out drunk in Jeremy Renner’s bed. (Click HERE for the full story on that…)

Aguilera was arrested at 2:45 morning for public intoxication and her boyfriend was also thrown in jail for driving under the influence. TMZ says that cops pulled over Matthew Rutler and he was arrested for the DUI. Christina was so drunk that she couldn’t take care of herself and they arrested her.

“According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, Rutler’s bail was set at $30,000. On the booking report, Aguilera was listed at 5’2″ and 100 pounds. However, a source adds, “If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.”

100 pounds? That was just her foundation/lipstick weight right? Anyway, Christina is developing a rap sheet with alcohol and it was even rumored that drinking led her to screw up the lyrics to the National Anthem during the Super Bowl. (Click HERE for more on that…) Friends reportedly want to have an intervention and send her off to rehab, but Xtina threw her hand up, bobbed her head and said ‘Hell NAW!’ to that and threatened to have any staff member who takes part in that mess fired.

Mugshot to come! I am guessing it will look like Snooki mated with Hatchet Face (circa Crybaby).

UPDATE: Christina was released around 7:30 this morning after spending the early morning hours in the drunk tank. She will not be prosecuted. The police took her into custody for “her own safety.”

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Dancing with the Stars Cast 2011 (Season 12)

It’s that time again when “stars” whose career needs a reheat in the public microwave slip on enough sequins to make Johnny Weir swoon, dance for relevance.

ABC has confirmed some of the has-beens that will be doing the fox trot for that janky ball trophy on DWTS. Here is a rundown of the cast and why they are/were famous…

Dancing with the Stars Cast 2011 (Season 12):

Kristie Alley – A million Scientology jokes wrapped in Lane Bryant’s finest
Petra Nemcova – Model
Kendra Wilkinson – Former crotch jokey of Hugh Hefner turned loveable sex tape maker/E! reality show
Wendy Williams – Talk show host with groundbreaking celebrity guest like Charo
Mike Catherwood – Wiki says he a radio personality that also goes by the name Psycho Mike and is a co-host of Loveline
Lil’ Romeo – I thought he dropped the Lil’ and is now just Romeo. Whateves. His real name is Percy and you might know him as a former Nickelodeon star and rumored father to Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby
Chris Jericho – WWF Wrestler
Chelsea Kane – Disney star (no nude photo scandal…yet)
Sugar Ray Leonard – Boxing Legend that has nothing to do with that band with the douche who has a penchant for too much Sun In
Hines Ward – Steelers Wide Receiver
Ralph Macchino – The original Karate Kid! AKA Gonna Win This Mess

Sounds like the typical lineup. However, it will take something like Anderson Cooper joining the cast to beat this….