Serena Williams Banned Top Spin 4 Commercial – VIDEO

Serena Williams lusciousness stars in the new commercial for the Wii, Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 game, Top Spin 4. The tennis star dusted off Beyonce’s leotard for “Single Ladies,” paired it with some black stockings and faced off against a cleavage boasting Rileah Vanderbilt for a “friendly” game of tennis.

The 60 second ad has about 10 seconds of actual game footage and the rest is T&A. The commercial sounds like it is set to an audio recording of the Playboy mansion hot tub. Moaning and grunting mixed with some music is all you hear as shots pan over the Serena’s chest, butt and swing.

The video game’s maker, 2K Sports, has rejected the ad. However, Vanderbilt went ahead and uploaded it to Youtube and Tweeted a link on Monday. Serena also teased with a Tweet about getting ready to post the sexy ad, but has yet to mention it again.

“Stay tuned for a awesomely sexy video I am tweeting later,”

Both ladies are now trying to distance themselves from the commercial. 2K Sports also released a statement saying that the ad will not make it to tv.

Via Joystiq:

“As part of the process for creating marketing campaigns to support our titles, we pursue a variety of creative avenues. This video is not part of the title’s final marketing campaign and its distribution was unauthorized.”

Meh, just about every company is guilty of using the old adage, “sex sells,” but this is more insulting to our intelligence. “Here are two scantily clad women moaning and some fire for those pyromaniacs out there. Now go buy our game.” What further confuses me is the company reportedly changing the difficulty of the game and adding new players to appeal to a larger audience, but then making an ad that would only interest those curious as to what Serena’s butt cheeks look like. Alas, what do I know? The last video game I played was on an Atari.

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Chris Brown: ‘GMA Wanted to Exploit Me’

Chris Brown got a case of the angries and went all HULK SMASH, HULK ANGRY on a cooler and a window at the Good Morning America studios after Robin Roberts asked him questions that Brown and his team approved. ABC confirmed that not only did they get the questions approved, but Brown’s team did not offer talking point sheet. Chris told BET “106 and Park” that they did submit a talking points that focused only on the album. (Click HERE for the original reported including a photo of the damage and a video of interview…)

He started with a respectable apology that sounded like he was going to man-up and take responsibility.

“First of all, I want to apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, anybody who was offended or really disappointed in my actions because I was disappointed in the way I acted.”

Then he began to try and justify his actions…

“A lot of people don’t know what went down,” he continued. “When I do shows or when I do interviews, we send out like a talking point sheet. And if the network or whoever isn’t compliant with what we want to do so that we can equally accomplish a goal, we usually kind of back out. Everything that was sent to me was about the album. That’s what we were talking about,” he said of the interview. “So when the interview proceeded, I was thrown off. I felt like, ‘OK, they told us this to get us on the show and exploit me.’ I took it very, very hard. I kept my composure throughout the whole interview … And when I got back I just let off steam in the back. I didn’t physically hurt anyone. I just wanted to release the anger inside me. I got very emotional.”

Ok, Imma gonna go all Oprah… Again, I get that the topic is old news and I am sure he is tired of being persecuted for his past actions. However, there is a difference between “blowing off steam” and acting like a child throwing a tantrum. He has no one to blame for his choices and actions. Even if ABC failed to mention their line of questioning (which I doubt) or treated you unjustly…there is a way to handle things with class and maturity.

Ashley Greene And Chris Evans Hook Up?!?

Living up to our motto here at Hollywood Dame: You can’t keep a good ho’ down, Ashley Greene was caught hooking up with Captain America himself, Chris Evans.

In case you forgot, about 10 minutes after splitting from Joe Jonas, Greene was spotted with her father and Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill enjoying St. Patty’s Day festivities in New York (CLICK HERE to see those pics).

Following that encounter, she was spotted leaving Trousdale Nightclub holding hands with some random guy (CLICK HERE to see those pics).

However, The Hollywood Gossip is reporting that while inside Trousdale that evening, it was Chris Evans that Greene was clearly throwing her money-maker towards:

“[She]was all over [Chris Evans]. He certainly didn’t mind. They were dancing together very closely. It looked like they had a lot of sexual chemistry.”

Kittens help me out here…is that Evans she’s holding hands with walking outside of the club? Because it surely doesn’t look like him to me. Yet, all my years wearing sunglasses at night in order to throw shade at my enemies, have likely destroyed my retnas.

As for Greene, she is scheduled to complete the shooting of the final installments of the ‘Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn’ later this month, thus providing her only a small window of opportunity to get her ‘Gerard Butler’ on.

Evans on the other hand…well the full trailer for ‘Captain America-The First Avenger’ was released today.

He looks pretty buff in this trailer, and definitely doesn’t look like the guy holding Ashley’s hand while exiting the club.

Captain America: The First Avenger is scheduled to hit theaters July 22, 2011.

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Is Jessica Biel Hooking Up With Gerard Butler ?!

Gerard Butler can add another notch to his bedpost. (It is probably whittled down to a toothpick at this point.) Us mag, (the print issue with the awesome cover of a baby throwing shade like she is a contestant on RuPaul’s drag race) is running with a rumor that Jessica Biel and is seeking solace in the hairy bosom of Butler after Justin Timberlake broke her heart into a thousand pieces with his alleged sluttery. (Click HERE for a list of Timberlake’s reported affairs…)

They are filming a new rom-com called “Playing the Field” in which Gerard plays a former professional athlete with a troubled past who attempts redemption by coaching his son’s soccer team. Biel plays the hot mom of one of the players on his team and I am sure hilarious hijinks ensue. Both stars attended a crew member’s birthday party and Gerard allegedly did his ho stroll for Jess.

“When Gerry got there, he made a beeline for Jessica. He was really flirting with her.”

Since then, they have been spotted out to dinner together and enjoying drinks on several different occasions. Two nights after the birthday party, they indulged in margaritas and followed it with a dinner date the next night.

A couple of dinners and getting crunk on margaritas does not a hook up make. Jessica isn’t after another round of trying to tame a notorious man whore and is trying to keep things on a friendly level. So I’d say this is Gerry’s attempt at a mating dance and Biel is ovah it.

I wouldn’t begrudge Biel getting her some Butler, but I hope she would make him double bag it. Plus, I gotta give her credit. She is smarter than the other Jessica’s in Hollywood.

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Britney Spears Reveals: “I Made The First Move” On Boyfriend Jason Trawick

US Magazine managed to get Britney Spears to reveal 25 things we didn’t know about her. And from the looks of it, it may have taken Brit-Brit a substantial amount of time to actually think of 25 things about herself.

According to the list, Spears favorite ice cream isn’t ice cream, but rather sherbet and she wrecked her mother’s Lexus when she was in high school (no worries, as Britney’s paycheck likely paid for it).

At the point where Spears became ‘deep,’ she set the record straight about how her relationship with her current boyfriend, Jason Trawick, started.

“I made the first move on [beau] Jason Trawick.”

By “move,” she likely means she demanded he bring her a Mountain Dew and a bag of Cheetos while rubbing the corns on her feet.

Other items of interest?

Spears played center for her high school basketball team, collects dolls, and pretends to be a mean dinosaur when playing with her two sons, Sean Preston, 5 and Jayden James, 4.

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Charlie Sheen NOT Returning to CBS

Earlier this week it was rumored that CBS was desperate to get Charlie Sheen back to work on ‘Two and a Half Men.’ Sources were saying that CBS executives were in talk with Warner Brothers to re-hire Charlie. After all of the BS and smack he talked about CBS and Warner Brothers I was shocked. Clearly Charlie was WINNING! But he’s dug himself so far into a hole that WB wants nothing to do with him anymore.

Per TMZ:

Charlie was hired by Warner Bros. and, as TMZ first reported, fired by Warner Bros. Only Warner Bros. can bring him back, and sources directly connected to the production tell us there is “no chance” of that happening.

I mean can we blame Warner Brothers? Charlie treated Chuck Lorre, who created the show, worse than any mother-in-law wrath. Plus he’s clearly unstable and probably pretty risky to insure. All actors are insured by production companies during their time on a show or while filming a movie. It’s to protect the production company or studio if that actor were to die or have some other situation that would prevent them from working.

Will ‘Two and a Half Men’ come back without Charlie? Sources are saying Lorre is in the process of looking for a replacement for Charlie’s character on the show. Well Charlie there’s always Fox. Rumor has it they are interested in doing some sort of late night talk show with him.

T-H-E-R-A-P-Y — That should be his next endeavor.

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Chris Brown Invited Back to ‘Good Morning America’

Chris Brown is all over the news lately. Not for releasing his new CD ‘FAME,’ but for flipping out and breaking a window after his appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ yesterday. Chris sat down for an interview with Robin Roberts and that was the start of it all. Robin asked him about his new CD and then began asking about the Rihanna situation from 2009. Chris got nervous and you can tell he was getting upset as the interview went on. Afterwards, network reps said that the show’s hair and makeup staff called security after hearing “loud noises coming from Brown’s dressing room,” and that the producer who was threatened discovered that a thick glass from Brown’s dressing room window had been smashed. But despite his frightening behavior, GMA and Robin are interested in having him back.

Per E!:

“We extended the invitation to him and we sure hope he takes us up on it, because we’d love to have another chat with him,” she said.

Roberts was surprised by how Chris reacted because all of her questions were approved prior to the interview. Robin was on GMA earlier this morning to talk about what went down and said she wished Chris ‘all the best’ when she invited him to come back for another interview. ABC and GMA will not press charges for the broken window they said earlier today. That’s good news for Brown because he’s already on probation and must obey all laws.

Hmmm… No word yet if Chris will take her up on her offer.

Meanwhile, a spokesperson for ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars” said that Brown is still scheduled to appear on the show next week as planned despite the barrage of phone calls, emails, and message-board forums begging the show to reconsider. Several DWTS cast members have allegedly told them they don’t want anything to do with Chris if he does indeed appear. He has shown he is violent and unpredictable as a guest on a TV show. ABC should definitely cancel.

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Stylist’s Star Secrets: Joe Jonas Thighs, Sienna Miller’ Boobs, Ciara’s Difficulties

Select celebrity stylists are going to wake up with mutilated Hermes scarves and mannequin heads in their beds. Some of stylists to the stars have spilled some secrets when it comes to their celebrity clients insecurities and dirty style secrets. Star mag reports that Joe is the most self-conscious Jonas Brother, Aguilera is very aware of her fuller figure, Sienna Miller refuses to wear panties, Nicki Minaj will fire anyone who doesn’t please her and Ciara won’t hear of something being ill fitting….

Joe Jonas – “The hunky Disney star makes girls swoon, but he’s horribly insecure about his big thighs! “Joe works out like a fiend but he can’t seem to lean out his thighs. His brothers tease him for having thunder thighs, but it isn’t a joke for Joe. He’s worried about developing stretch marks and dimpling on his thighs, so he uses anti-cellulite cream.” (My little no-heart feels for him.)

Christina Aguilera – “Christina hates being short, it really bothers her. She tries hard to look as tall as she can. That’s why she often wears one solid color — she thinks it makes her look leaner.

Sienna Miller – “Sienna loves her push up bras because she wants her breasts to look perky. But underwear? Never. I don’t think she even owns a pair.”

Nicki Minaj – “If a stylist can’t get Nicki the exact look she’s requesting, she will fire you on the spot. One time, she fired a stylist when she told Nicki that she was unable to get the material she wanted from one of the top couture collections. It turned out that the couture designer simply didn’t want to work with Nicki!”

Ciara – “Ciara can be difficult and sometimes gets snickers in the styling community because she always has a set idea on how she should look and rarely takes her stylist’s tips. As a result, you have a gorgeous woman who has the potential to look better than she does because she’ll wear something that pros see as ill-fitting.”

Uma Thurman, Mel Gibson and Kendra Wilkinson are the worst smelling celebs according to several stylists spilling to the mag. Uma’s cigarette habit and Mel’s breathe and B.O. are enough to make you wish you temporarily lose the power of smell. Kendra will burp and fart in front of you without hesitation.

Jennifer Aniston “looks fantastic naked,” but one of her wardrobe handlers also mentioned that she gets bad finger fungus outbreaks that eat away at her nails. (Really? If that is her biggest problem I’d still trade her bodies in a heart beat.)

Lady Gaga skipped out on a bill. She had a custom made outfit put together and only paid for the material. Gaga reportedly left the designer with no compensation for their hours of work.

[Star Magazine Print Issue - April 4, 2011]

Joe can’t be too self conscious about his thunderous thighs. He busted out a leotard and did a version of “Single Ladies” back in 2009. Sure, he could probably crack walnuts with ‘em, but he didn’t seem to mind when he was trying not to look too queeny while strutting to some Beyonce….

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Ashley Greene Holding Hands with ANOTHER Guy – PHOTOS

Ashley Greene wasted no time in replacing Joe Jonas. About 10 minutes after it was confirmed that Joe and Ashley broke up, she was spotted leaving Avenue with Jared Followill after hanging out with him at the club until 4 A.M. Then Greene introduced the Kings of Leon band member to her father on St. Patrick’s Day (Click HERE for those pics…) Meanwhile, Joe was pleading to Details mag that he is not gay. (Click HERE for the full interview…)

It appears Jared is already out and a new man is in. On March 22nd, Ashley was seen leaving West Hollywood club Trousdale holding hands with another guy. Before her date with the mystery man, she enjoyed dinner with friends in Beverly Hills.

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Robert Pattinson Will Use Teeth to Deliver Baby in ‘Breaking Dawn’

It’s a good thing I haven’t had my morning bowl of Captain Crunch yet. Put down your bagels before you continue reading, because I will not be responsible for the reaction…

*SPOILER ALERT*

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s characters finally make sweet, sweet Sparkle love in the final film of the ‘Twilight’ series. Finally, because I feel odd getting bored in the theater and yelling, “Just hump and get it over with already! First times always suck.” This leads to Bella getting knocked up with a hybrid vampire/human baby that has to be chewed out of the womb. (Yes, this shiz actually made gobs of cash.) The birth scene in ‘Breaking Dawn’ is pretty much insane and triggers your “Ew! Really? This is happening?” response. However, Pattinson confirmed the scene was filmed true to the novel…

Via Total Film:

“Yeah, I’ve done it,” Robert Pattinson laughed, “I’ve chewed it, spat it out! Just some of the source material makes it inevitably more different. It’s completely nuts, the book.”

Riiiiigggghhhht. I am going to leave it at that. As much as I want to go into the terrifying thought of placenta gnawing…full stop.

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