Is Kate Middleton Pregnant ?!

Star magazine is sometimes amusing with their stories. Kinda like a kid trying to shove a straw into a juice box using the non-shank end.

The mag is reporting that Kate Middleton may be pregnant with Prince William’s baby. Their wedding is just around the corner and having a baby out of wedlock would send the Queen into royal palpitations. The level of believability on this rumor is laughable, but we will go with it for shiz and giggles.

“Royal insider Christopher Wilson reveals: “She and Prince William aren’t waiting until after the wedding. There’s huge pressure on them to produce an heir to the throne. And they’ve taken so long to get started. Around the palace, people are saying she could already be pregnant.”

“Kate had originally been nervous about having morning sickness on the wedding day, but in the end, she decided not to put it off, to just leave it up to fate. In other words: THEY ARE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX. Wills and Kate would love to have a girl and are even talking about naming her after Diana.”

While I don’t doubt that she is eager to crank out a kid, it is highly unlikely Middleton is already pregnant. Reps at Buckingham Palace called the rumors “absurd” and said the pregnancy rumors are “certainly not true.”

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