Lindsay Lohan’s Morgue Duty

As we reported, Lindsay Lohan is going to be spending some time in jail and doing community service. She pulled the ol’ I have a gigantic sense of self entitlement defense, but the judge threw shade and whipped up a punishment fit for Lindsay’s inability to make decisions like a normal human being.

The Coke Snorlax of the West will be doing her 120 hours of community service at the L.A. County Department of Coroner’s facility. Again. She had to work the morgue in 2004 after being arrested for drunk driving. (Reminder -That was for her second DUI offense.)

“She’ll be doing basic janitorial work,” Coroner Assistant Chief Ed Winter tells People. “She won’t be handling any dead bodies but she’ll certainly see them.”

Hoping Lindsay will also learn what it is like to live without a bail/booze/blow budget at the homeless shelter in Skid Row of L.A. She has a week to start on the two programs and must be done within a year. On top of her service she is due back in court on June 3rd to face the reduced grand theft charges that was reduced to a misdemeanor. If the judge has common decency and a sense of justice, Lohan could add another year to her current 4 month jail sentence.

Janitorial duties and working at a homeless shelter…this is supposed to be “punishment” for gobbling bottles of vodka while endangering the lives of others, thievery and constantly violating probation so she snort her weight in coke on a yacht? I believe most people call her sentence MAKING A LIVING.

Regardless, Lindsay went on Jay Leno on yesterday (Monday) post sentencing to whine about her troubles, insist she is super sorry and talk about her role on the Gotti movie. A video clip can be found HERE. (Click HERE for the drama surrounding her casting and what role she was originally slated for…)

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