Lindsay Lohan is on her Damage Control Tour before she heads to jail and the morgue to fulfill her community service. The troubled “star” (try and say Lindsay Lohan and star together without getting the giggles or throwing some Yeah Okay shade) gave Jay Leno her I Pinky Promise I am Sober and Mature Now! song and dance as she has finally found a job.
During the interview of recycled promises of “learning from her mistakes” and being “ready to focus on acting” the audience ate it up clapped like they were promised gift certificates to Bath and Body Works if they cheered loud enough. (Part 2 of the interview below…)
Despite her initial feelings of the court going overboard to make an example of her because she is famous, she changed her tune and said she was treated fairly. (Maybe someone pointed out the fact that she is in court/custody more often than she changes the oil in her weave. Or a rep made her practice her memorization skills and fed her a response.) This was eclipsed by the fact that she sees herself sitting with Jay and talking about her Oscar win in 5 years. Someone throw a net on her and cart her off to rehab again. Girl is still high.
Jay closed the interview by comparing her to Robert Downey Jr. and his comeback from a past filled with drug troubles. Looks like Lohan will have a roommate.
