Looks like tabloids are going to have to resort back butt implant rumors and we can all breathe a sigh of FINALLY while throwing covers of Us Weekly into wind. Kim Kardashian is engaged.
Kim has been letting Kris Humphries brush her mane and tell her how pretty she is for the last 6 months. Now, Kris will join the krazy permanently. Humphries proposed on May 18th.
New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
Meanwhile, Kris Kardashian was tapping her fingers together while giggling manically in the closet. Kim says she was “totally shocked” and had no idea this proposal was in the works. He proposed with a custom-designed 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring and told People he knew he wanted the ring to be “big.” The party to celebrate their engagement was equally as ridiculous and involved stealing two horses from Mariah Carey’s pet farm.
“Kris really didn’t want a big celebration, but he had jokingly told my mom he’d be fine if there were mini-horses there,” says Kardashian with a laugh. “Later that night at the party, my mom brought out two mini-horses, covered in glitter, for us! It was hysterical!”
Congrats and all that jazz, but this is the one and only Mr. Humphries…