Kim Kardashian is reportedly cheating on Kris Humphries with Bret Lockett. In Touch says that Kim has been letting the NFL star bounce quarters of her rump despite the 20 carat engagement ring crammed on her finger.
The rag shills their story with Lockett claiming that Kim chased him down and wanted to make sexy times via the phone and texts. The Patriots footballer and his brother have created a tale starting with Kim pursuing him and asking for his number. After his brother gave out Bret’s number, they began talking and sexting each other.
Team Kardashian is now throwing shade and getting out the lawsuit stick to beat the money out of In Touch and Lockett like a payout piñata. Kim also claims (per TMZ) that she does not know Bret nor has she ever met him.
Kim also just shared pictures of her engagement party that involved glitter covered ponies. Seriously. This mess would make Mariah Carey throw a Bitch Please. It was supposed to be some sort of joke, but the Cinderella cake made me temporarily think I had somehow ended up on photo album of one of the brats on ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ 5th birthday party.
Look at it this way. While you and I are trading plasma for gas money… this trick is dipping ponies in glitter because she found someone
dumb mentally handicapped desperate enough to marry her.
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Images Via: Khloe Kardashian Blog, In Touch