Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and the Circle of Ho Games is complete. The former ‘Friends’ star whose husband was snatched by the voodoo vag of Jolie is now up to her own husband thievery.
According to Page Six, Jen has moved in on Justin Theroux and has subsequently caused him break up with his girlfriend of 14 years, Heidi Bivens.
“Sources tell us Hollywood costume designer Bivens ‘is devastated’ after Theroux abruptly ended their relationship as he got close to Aniston. ‘Heidi is heartbroken. She was completely blindsided. She and Justin had been together for years, they had a home. Then he met Jennifer and everything changed. At first he claimed he and Jen were friends.”
Reps confirmed that she moved out of their home while other friends insist that things were already ending between Bivens and Theroux. That loose lipped friend also stated that things are really serious between Jen and Justin so expect a People cover with a black and white pic of them looking lovey at each other while walking on the beach in matching knit sweaters. (We can all safely assume the aforementioned friend is actually Jennifer whispering through the phone using a fake British accent.)
I should through some shade and joke about how “uncool” man snatchin’ is, but really, it beats headlines about Jen crying herself to sleep or taking family portraits filled with her cats dressed in overalls.
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She screwed up heidies relationship ……….. Not a marriage ……… Big diffrence…….huge