What the HALE? Someone shanked Boromir! Sexy people getting stabbed?!! Has the world gone mad?
Sean Bean was stabbed as he enjoyed a drink and cigarette at a pub in North London. Bean was with a friend, model April Summers, when a passerby made a lewd comment about her. Sean, being a sexy beast, defended her honor by confronting the offending man. A small verbal altercation ensued and things appeared to reach an end. However, the unnamed man returned to the bar. He punched and stabbed Bean with some broken glass.
As if that wasn’t some Gladiator shiz, a fellow bar regular added that “he brushed off the wound, went back to the pub and ordered another drink.” Patrons insisted they take care of the wound with a first aid kit and he enjoyed the rest of the evening without issue.
Insert a joke about, “One cannot simply walk back into a pub and get another drink!”
