Don’t EVER bite the hand that feeds you by equating it to the second coming of Hitler who obsessed with boobs and spray tan that likes to keep it’s actors busy with educational trips to pyramids. That is pretty much common sense, but common sense is a foreign concept to Megan Fox. (Much like maternal instinct is to me.)
Megan is known for letting nuggets of wisdom flow from her ho-hole including interview gems like:
“I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor. But I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I’ve always been f**ked doing so.”
“My temper is ridiculously bad. I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something, please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”
“It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
But one particular bout of verbal diarrhea reportedly ended with Megan being fired from the third installment of Transformers after equating Michael Bay to a Napoleon/Hitler hybrid with poor social skills. She was replaced by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ and Fox’s rep dipped the firing in PR magic and claimed she quit that mess.
Bay has now admitted to the Daily Mail that the film’s executive producer, Steven Spielberg, had Fox fired.
‘You know the Hitler thing. Steven (Spielberg) said, fire her right now.’
Sure, Michael Bay takes directing notes from the desk of Joe Francis, but you don’t piss of The Spielberg. Ever. Megan is now damned to films ‘Jennifer’s Body’ – bombed, ‘Jonah Hex’ – bombed and ‘Passion Play’ –bombed and has Mickey Rourke’s seal of suckery.
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