In a case of GUILTYASHALE!, Casey Anthony has been found not guilty of murdering her 2 year old daughter, Caylee.
The verdict was announced today in the trial that has captivated millions and will no doubt make Nancy Grace scream FEMALE OJ! Jurors deliberated nearly 11 hours over two days and came to the conclusion that while she wasn’t guilty of killing Caylee, she is guilty on 4 counts of providing false information.
Anthony first told detectives that her daughter had been kidnapped by a baby sitter, Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzalez. It was later revealed that Casey had never actually met Zenaida. (Side eye.) She didn’t report her daughter missing for 31 days. (More side eye.) Casey’s car was found in a tow yard and smelled like a dead body. Tennessee’s Oak Ridge National Laboratory found that air that had been extracted from the trunk of the Anthony car revealed human decomposition and the presence of chloroform. (Slanty side eye.) She googled: “how to make chloroform” and “neck breaking” on her home computer. Caylee’s remains were found in a forested area and had duct taped still attached to the face of the skull. (Throws hands up.)