Justin Bieber has been working as hard as those tired looking ponies at the fair and has decided to take a month off.
Biebs wants to take some time to invite ladies to the box social and enjoying a Connect Four tournament or whatever the devil children do for R&R these days. Aside from the frivolity, he also intends to squeeze in time to “grow up.”
Per Hollywood Reporter via MTV UK:
“I’ve been working so hard, I’m taking a month off. It’s been great to just think and enjoy hanging out with my friends. I’m still growing up, and when you’re working every day, you don’t really get a chance to figure out who you are. So with the time off, I’m able to think, pray and just kind of grow up. [Plus], I’ve been sleeping in a lot.”
After he magically looses the gigantic ego and enormous sense of self entitlement he will return to work with Chris Brown and Kanye West for his next album, “Jackwagon Bandwagon.” (That is just a guess as to the title. ‘Douche Bag Squared: Pimpin’ Mah Elders’ was a stronger contender. )
So let me get this straight…he is taking a break to grow up only to then spend time with someone who throws temper tantrums while ripping off his shirt after tossing furniture post bad interview and someone who complains about abortions being expensive. Why do I have a feeling that Dina Lohan’s rationale is at work here?
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