Kat Von D’s body is like a skin version of Shutterfly. She has a friend’s face on her thigh, her mom’s mug on her shoulder, her sister’s face on her arm and her ex-husband’s picture on her leg. Now she has Jesse James 5th grade portrait just below her left armpit. We all know how this ends so feel free to shoot some judgmental giggle at this.
In the promos for ‘L.A. Ink’ she gushes on about Jesse James being her true love and not caring what anyone thinks about their looooovvvveeee. Now, they have called off their engagement and this entire season of Ink will be one big mockery of Kat’s belief that her Vanilla Gorilla won’t trip and fall into another trick’s vagina.
In fact, Radar is reporting that Kat and Jesse were overheard having a nasty argument about James cheating on her. She allegedly kicked him out on Monday after the fight.
“They were outside and I could hear them fighting. Kat kept throwing some woman’s name out and arguing about how she didn’t like him living so far away. Jesse finally said, ‘Fine, f**k you!’ and sped away on his motorcycle. Kat sat in her Bentley with her head on the steering wheel for about three minutes before finally driving away.”
We could all pretend to put on a shocked face and be surprised to find Vanilla Gorilla face down in the lap of a Roller Derby girl. It would be the nice thing to do I suppose. But what really shocks me is that Kat found some free space to tattoo more crap on herself.