Caption It: Ryan Gosling’s Arms of Wonder and Al Rocker

It’s Friday and we haven’t had a ‘Caption It’ in awhile, so put on your pun helmets and caption away in the comment section below.

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Vanilla Ice: ‘Justin Bieber Will Be Forgotten’

Vanilla Ice is what The Biebs will see if he looks into a crystal ball of his future according to the one hit wonder. Rob Van Winkle is certain that Justin Bieber will not last.

I know better than to speak of Justin Bieber as though we will one day collectively say, “Oh yeah! Remember that kid who was the little boy version of Hilary Swank? Whatever happened to him? Aw, he became a tv repair guy for Comcast and married a rough trick named Tina. I am glad he found someone nice.” So, Rob better watch his back next time he is near a Chuck E Cheese.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s Son in ICU

More sad news for the Schwarzenegger family…

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s 13 year old son, Christopher, was in the ICU after a surfing accident in Malibu. He was enjoying some surf and boogie boarding on Sunday afternoon when tragedy struck.

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‘Breaking Dawn’ Comic-Con Footage – VIDEOS

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn’ is blazing trends and some of the most in demand footage. Some of those media outlets who were deemed awesome were allowed in for some question and answer time with the stars. Of course, some teaser video of Bella and Edward’s honeymoon scene was also shown…

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Robert Pattinson’s Shaved Hairdo – PHOTOS

The wish granting mane of RPattz has been shaven. Well, part of it.

Robert Pattinson’s hair created a buzz at Comic Con. It appeared that his security team failed him and he was scalped by a mob of rabid Twihards trying to get a lock of his hair to grow their own Sparklepants.

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Jessica Simpson Denies Pregnancy Rumors

I’m starting to feel pretty bad for Jessica Simpson. Admittedly she’s not the brightest bulb in the lamp, and she had to buy her own engagement ring because her fiance is too busy posing for the cameras to get a jobby-job. But still, she doesn’t deserve to be constantly defending her unpopulated womb.

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Scarlett Johansson and Justin Bartha Hook Up ?!

Page Six spun the wheel on who Scarlett Johansson is consoling her abandoned chi chis with. Today it landed on Justin Bartha.

Last week she was pinching Ryan Reynolds’ cheeks during an “intimate dinner.” Now, she is “engrossed” with Bartha. Spies lurking in the bushes and caught Scarlett and Justin flirting with each other at the opening of “All New People.” They pretended that their other 13 dinner guests didn’t exist and only spoke with each other.

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2011 MTV VMA’s Nominees

MTV announced the nominations for the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards last night – I’m excited for the VMA’s coming up in August, but this also means summer is slowly coming to an end! We’re not surprised that Katy Perry and Adele were most nominated… But the VMA’s also reached out to a variety of stars, such as Thirty Seconds to Mars for their video “Hurricane” and the Beastie Boys‘Make Some Noise.” But, ummm… what about Rihanna? This is awkward, considering she dominated the pop music video scene with “Only Girl in the World,” “What’s My Name,” and “S & M.” No nominations for The Black Eyed Peas either!

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Kate Beckinsale Hates Rachel McAdams – RUMOR

Enough with Jennifer Lopez’s torrid divorce details from Skeletor. Let have us a good ol’ fashioned Hollywood cat fight.

According to In Touch, Kate Beckinsale would replace Rachel McAdams‘ leave in conditioner with Nair because of the hate pulsing through her veins. Their story is running with Kate and Michael Sheen’s eight year old split. They made a baby friend during their time together and now happily co-parent 12 year old Lily. Enter Sheen’s new lady, Rachel.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

Channing Tatum and Gina Carano Go Haywire! (PHOTOS) – I Need My Fix

Pretty Sure Weston Cage is in Jail Again – Evil Beet Gossip

Grey’s Anatomy Star Eric Dane Checked Into Rehab! – Right Celebrity

Shannen Doherty Lands Reality TV Gig – Celebrity VIP Lounge

Sarah Michelle Gellar Times Two In “Ringer” – The Frisky

Will & Kate Get A Refund – She Knows

Jenna Fischer is Having a Boy! – Busy Bee Blogger

Miley Cyrus Dreams Of Being Murdered By Charlie Sheen – Celeb Dirty Laundry

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