Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Split

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith may be enjoying PDA filled omelet eating photo opportunities to show their solidarity despite rumors of being gay, but Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have officially split.

The Yankee ballplayer and his actress girlfriend have confirmed their break up. Reps issued a statement to People saying that they are friends and Jeter is a free man. Stock up on Valtrex.

“The split was amicable. But they remain friends. They still really care for each other.”

Mika and Derek had been dating for 3 years despite his notorious penchant for ho strollin’. I hope Emma Stone took my advice and employed Karate Kid and installed a moat filled with 1,500 foot crocodiles. I have a feeling that Jeter will go the way of Jim Carrey and release a creepy video profession of love for half of Hollywood.

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