Brad Pitt dared to utter a reference to Jennifer Aniston in an interview for Parade magazine. Basically he allegedly alluded to the fact that being married to Jen is as exciting as steamed broccoli. Since Brad opened his beard-hole he has had to backtrack and slap a plethora of I didn’t mean it like that statements.
“I spent the ‘90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage [to actress Jennifer Aniston] had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.”
Since we are all tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan’s latest drunken antics being blamed on things like hummus and tea, tabloids have gone crazy this week…
In Touch – Justin Theroux Threatens Brad Pitt! In the land of a thousand HAHAHA’’s, Justin confronted Brad (via reps) and told him he is wimp who needs to “shut up” when it comes to Aniston.
National Enquirer – Angelina Jolie Wants Her Some Theroux! The tabloids love Angie’s voodoo vag and they are convinced her life mission is to rob Aniston of every man she dates/marries/gives a pool side lap dance to. The report claims that Jolie is trying to lure Justin into her van with the promise of movie roles, dinners, puppies and candy.
OK! – Brad Living a Lie! Pitt sat around entertaining himself with some sticky icky while Jennifer droned on about curtains and flat irons. This is a “shocking truth” to the rag for some reason.
Us – Jennifer Aniston DEMANDS an Apology from Brad! Jen reportedly took a break from writing Mrs. Justin Theroux repeatedly in her diary to stamp her feet and demand Brad apologize.
“They got his team involved and Brad was read the riot act — the only way you can read the riot act to Brad Pitt. No one believes his words were taken out of context — he said what he said. I do hear that he’s remorseful. We think he’s jealous she’s in love.”
The bottom of the Parade article starting this mess should read BROUGHT TO YOU BY MONEYBALL! IN THEATERS SEPTEMBER 23RD!!!!!.
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