Instead of plastering Jen’s worried/caught farting in a board meeting face as the headline on the cover(thanks a lot Brad Pitt), Star is opting to cover Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock secret wedding.
Secret weddings are the new sex tape. I am already bored as weddings only appeal to me if the words ‘open bar’ follow. I digress; I will wait on looking at Target and Dick’s Sporting Goods secret wedding registry for Sandy and Ryan’s request for butter dishes and ab rollers.
“Ryan told her he was ready to tie the knot whenever she wants. And after seeing how quickly she’s bonded with baby Louis, she decided she’s ready to pull the trigger, too. So they started discussing the logistics of pulling off a low-key, barefoot wedding that would reflect their laid-back lifestyle.”
The report goes on to detail that Sandra’s son, Louis, will be the Best Man. Being that this child still poops his pants, I fail to see how he could even be the Best Man, but we will roll our eyes and say Yeah Okay anyway. As much as I’d love to see Justin Bieber gyrating at a baby Louis planned bachelor party for Ryan, this secret wedding won’t be happening. Reps are continuing to insist that Reynolds and Bullock are just friends.
In fact, In Touch is running with a story that Ryan Reynolds is dating Olivia Wilde. They enjoyed a lunch in New York last weekend (September 16th) and, as always, gossip rationale: meal shared by two celebs=pretty people sex. Bust out your umbrella, because friends are also raining on that parade. Sources say that Reynolds and Wilde are also “just friends.”
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