Jessica Simpson is “Officially Pregnant”

Jessica Simpson is pregnant. In Touch says so and just like tv, if the internet says it’s true then by golly it is cold hard fact! (Please insert a sarcastic eyebrow raise here.)

Actually, I think the tabloid might have actually gotten this one right. As I mentioned last week, Jessica is the prime candidate for a blind item. Click HERE for that… People mag is also teasing a “big pregnancy announcement” that will be coming in the next few weeks.

Jessica has been scrutinized for her fluctuating weight(corndogs are too damn delicious) and wants to make the baby announcement soon to stop the pudgy pointing. However, she and Eric Johnson want to wait as long as possible to make the announcement to keep their privacy (read as they are still shopping the announcement cover for a higher bidder).

“The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better to celebrate. A source close to Jessica and Eric tells In Touch the couple is expecting their first child.

‘She’s already having kooky cravings!’ a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — ‘which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet’ — cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.”

I am not sure how this is different than her usual Paula Deen Dip It In BUTTAH Diet, but congrats anyway.

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