I bet you didn’t think today could possibly yield news about a wedding even faker than Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were obviously very affected by shooting their characters’ pivotal scenes in “Breaking Dawn.” Sparklepants explained at a news conference that because his and Kristen’s wedding scene was filmed with an actual priest presiding over Edward and Bella’s nuptials, so “technically” they are married.















