“There’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. If you’re already famous, your public profile skyrockets even higher. You’ve got heat. You get more cover photos, more interview requests, more gossip column inches, more talk show appearances. You can expand your own product lines, as well as shill for products that were previously just out of your childless reach. Because, once you’re seen as a mother, you can add paragon of selflessness and motherhood and traditional family values to your resume. Even if you’re the most vain and selfish human being on the planet. Yes, there’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. Even if you’re not as pregnant as you’re pretending to be. Even if you’re not pregnant at all.” [Blind Gossip]
My Guess: Beyonce. Exhibit A.
“Rumor has it that this very conservative talk show host goes over seas to frequent the brothels for younger girls whenever he can get away…” [Buzz Foto]
My Guess: After my gag reflex went into a coma I was able to think of Rush Limbaugh.
“Yeah, the producers asked me (C+ list actress with A list name recognition) to be on that show (hit network reality show featuring lots of couples who dance), but I told them no, because it was just not the way I see myself or feel would be beneficial to my craft as an actress. How is being on that show going to win me an Oscar? Plus, they don’t pay enough and I am just way too busy with other projects. I have so much going on now and can’t waste my time with something like that, but it is good for you (reality show brother) because you don’t have a lot going on and the money is probably right for someone like you.” [CDAN]
My Guess: I would say Lindsay Lohan, but we all know gurl would suck the alcohol out of a stick of deodorant on reality tv for $20 and a pack of Camel Lights.
“What movie star/college student has been rattling the cages of his fellow undergraduates because he never shows up to class? The actor regularly sends his assistants in his place and has them record the lecture for him to review at a later date! [NE]
My Guess: My mind immediately flipped to James Franco ugly sleeping in class, but he isn’t an undergrad. So…isn’t Taylor Lautner doing the college thing?