Ashton Kutcher is the Next Charlie Sheen – VIDEO

Ashton Kutcher put on his hobo trucker Jesus outfit and made a video preaching “THE TRUTH” which he posted to his blog on Chime In.

During the video he spat out thoughts about printers, media responsibility and “gatekeepers of truth.” Remind you of any Warlock with a penchant for locking hookers in closets?

“I started thinking (Dame’s Note: Aha! That is where things went wrong…) about that in relation to social media and media today. The threshold to have literature printed and distributed — the cost structure went down to zero dollars. Thereby, there is no gatekeeper of the truth. We are our own editors, and our own publishers. We are our own printers. Therefore people can bastardize the truth in any way, shape or truth they want.

We really have to take it upon ourselves to instill a level of honesty in our works and the media we create and we share with each other. And be certain we are doing our own diligence to ensure what we’re saying is for the benefit of another…using our full capacity to share the truth.”

So will he be using this blog to fill our ears with the truth about barebacking some club trick in a hot tub while his wife paid the bills by pimping some Lifetime project? I am guessing that’s a big ol’ “no.” I also noticed he wasn’t wearing his wedding ring during this assault on our ears.

He has since updated the page to let y’all know that aplusk is hiring!

We’re hiring! Coast to Coast. Jobs available in, art, fashion, travel, hospitality, sales, tech, marketing….

I guess the requirements: Must be “Hot Tub Worthy” and not Demi Moore goes without saying.

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