“While this B- list actor, who has the acting ability of an F lister and the body of an A has been busy filming his latest movie, his celebrity wife has been spending her time doing meth and also bumped into her ex and her former boss who is just about an A list movie actor now. One thing led to another and they had some ex-sex while they watched her main claim to fame.” [CD&N]
My Guess: B List Actor: Channing Tatum
Celebrity Wife: Jenna Dewan (Justin Timberlake’s Back Up Dancer/Rumored fling post-Britney in 2002)
A List Actor: Justin Timberlake
“Film set. Recently. She’s shooting a sex scene. Walking around set in her bra, no shirt on, panties, standard attire, nothing unusual about it… Except that her children were there that day. They were visiting. And it was no thing, you know? That was her costume. They saw her in his costume while they were there. And then she sat them behind the monitor so that they could see her work and they watched while mom worked with another actor – she rubbed up against him, he returned the rubbing, she made love for pretend, for the movies, to a man that was not the father of her children, in front of her children.”
I’m sure over 90% of you are all huffy and tutty about this and have been since the start of the 2nd paragraph. “It’s so inappropriate, it’s so bizarre, these people are sick f-cks”, etc etc etc. Me I’m still trying to decide. Part of me understands the huffing and the tutting. And the other part, well, it’s worth huffing and tutting over in real life, for civilians, because that’s simply not part of that world. [Lainey Gossip]
My Guess: The terror that is GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow.
“Last Halloween this B list, male television actor spent the night in the arms of his wife and children. This year, (since he was kicked out of his home two weeks ago) his friends plan to help him spend it with several prostitutes.” [Buzzfoto]
My Guess: This may be Ashton Kutcher, but Demi’s kids aren’t technically his children.
“WHICH former child star had a noticeable boob job – at her baby daddy’s insistence? The 20-something actress has been out of the limelight for a while, but her new enhancements may be a sign that she’s ready for a comeback!” [NE]
My Guess: Hmm…Jamie Lynn Spears ???
