Jessica Simpson is pregnant. WHAT?! That isn’t an emergency ham shoved in her belt in case famine breaks out?
Jess has finally revealed that she has a baby friend growing in her belly.
As Kim Kardashian confirmed that her stunt queen marriage is now a stunt queen divorce, Simpson shared a picture of herself in a mummy Halloween costume while cradling the massive baby bump she has been toting around and trying to pass as corn dog weight.
She was shopping her baby announcement around and asking for $500,000 to give a thumbs up while pointing to her belly on a magazine cover. Not one tabloid ponied up the cash to state the obvious so she confirmed the “news” via Twitter.
“It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!”
Oh how bourgeois.
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