I am believing this one simply because the thought of Ashton Kutcher weeping in a corner while Bruce Willis paces and cracks his knuckles amuses me. The tale comes from National Enquirer so get out your grains of salt.
Ashton is a big ol’ slut and the secret is out. Bruce finally got his face-to-face meeting with the ‘Two and a Half Men’ second string star. According to the tabloid’s story, Willis had been texting and calling Kutcher since the news of his whore parade went public. After finding his testicular fortitude, he agreed to meet the ‘Die Hard’ star.
“Bruce was livid! He reamed Ashton for his cheating – and humiliating not just ex-wife Demi, but his three daughters as well. He went at Ashton full force, giving him no time to make excuses for his embarrassing behavior, demanding that he get his act together FAST!
Ashton finally broke down in tears, weeping uncontrollably as he begged for forgiveness. Bruce isn’t ready to shake hands with Ashton just yet, but he did speak with Demi and advised her that if she decides to try keeping her marriage intact, she should seek traditional marriage counseling – not just the Kabbalah counseling they’ve been doing.”
Good luck with that Hobo Jesus.